Tom Cruise running ‘seminars’ on birth for family

[Cannikin]

NEW YORK - Tom Cruise has taken the impending birth of his first child with fiancee Katie Holmes to another level.

"We've been doing seminars with the family just to educate them," the 43-year-old star of the upcoming "Mission: Impossible III" film tells GQ magazine in its May issue, on newsstands April 25.

"Running seminars so we can understand what Kate's going through, and for Kate to understand it. Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth.

The couple haven't decided whether Holmes will give birth in a hospital. "At home, maybe," Cruise says. "We're really going back and forth on that one. But it's gonna be a blast."

[Random_Australian]

1. "But it's gonna be a blast"

:wow: Not for her, idjit! Especially if silent.

I wish now that ";thumbsup:" had a counterpart ";middlefingerup:".

What a....... (fill in the blank)

(Disclaimer: I am talking about cruise not the poster)

[Deja Q]

5. No, he did that 9 months ago...

:yoiks:

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. She needs a seminar to tell her what she's going through?

Interesting.

[Gatchaman]

3. Tom Cruise is everything that's wrong with America

wrapped up in one single package. Why people give him any attention at all is a mystery to me. When the real revolution comes, Tom Cruise will be one of the first people frogmarched to the concentration camp.

[DS1]

7. I'm having trouble

I can't decide who is living in the greater fantasy, you or Tom Cruise

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. yikes. revolution = concentration camps??

I hope you're joking.

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. yikes. revolution = concentration camps??

I hope you're joking.

[henslee]

10. If he didnt get locked up for Cocktail, it will never happen.

[Deja Q]

4. Why does he have the bowlcut any typical 7 year old would have?

:scared:

[Deja Q]

6. She looks like she's holding on to someone valuable...

He is thinking "Well, a few months from now and I'll find another woman to date! I'm not gay! I'm just a serial monogamist!"

[henslee]

11. She will probably end up hating his guts in two years.

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. She's probably signed a billion year contract.

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

14. Um, not quite...

:bounce:
:rofl:



Wrong smilie. :evilgrin:

[skygazer]

13. Yes, I'm sure no one in the family understands childbirth like Tom

:wtf:

I would love to have Tom Cruise try to educate me on giving birth. Five minutes. That's all I'd need. Five minutes. :grr:

[Darth_Kitten]

15. Have they made their special union legal yet?

:shrug:

I guess you can't take the moral highroad, Tommy, if your fiancee and not your wife is preggers. ;) :evilgrin: :eyes:

[jmowreader]

16. Proposed Seminar Schedule

0830-0900: Registration and Coffee

0900-0910: Introduction

0910-1200: First class--"Why Scientology is not a cult"

1200-1400: Second class--"No! Really! It's not a cult so stop saying that"

1400-1430: Lunch (at your own expense)

1430-1500: Service of papers to anyone who keeps calling Scientology a cult

1500-1700: Scientological auditing of all participants (at participants' own expense)

1700-1710: Third class--"Dammit, if you cocksuckers don't stop calling it a cult I'm gonna play you Katie's birthday present!"

1710 until training completed: Screening of "Cocktail," "Interview With The Vampire" and "Days of Thunder"

1930: Tom taken away in ambulance after Katie's dad beats the living shit out of him for not only forcing his daughter into a cult, but for forcing her to watch that shitty movie.

[Strong Atheist]

17. Tom Cruise is unfit to run seminars on ANYTHING, IMHO. nt.