Linsday Lohan confronts Jessica Simpson: "Say something, you coward!"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

A little late on this one, but Linsday Lohan confronted Jessica Simpson last Thursday at The Dime and caused her to cry. According to witnesses, Lohan sent over a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and Brett Ratner and they failed to thank her. Afterwards, Lohan approached the table and confronted Simpson. A source says:

"Lindsay said, 'What's the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk shit about me, but now that Ashlee's not here, what are you going to do? C'mon! I'm 19 and you're 25. Say something, you coward!"

Simpson's response? She burst into tears. "She told Lindsay that she didn't want to cause a scene," says the source. But Lohan only grew more infuriated. "She said, 'Let's go outside then, you and me. Alone. I don't need to embarrass you. I'm not causing a scene. You think I care? Step outside! Let's go,'" says the source. "Ratner tried to calm down Lohan, to no avail.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/14/lindsay_lohan_makes_jessica_si.html

[tjdee]

1. That's how it is with people who talk shit, they don't say it to your face

And if that's true, that Jessica is making fun of little teenagers and then can't say anything to her face, and then CRIES like a baby....then ha ha to her.

Silly little rich girl nonsense.

[Fenris]

2. I wish she had incapacitated Ratner before he could make another movie.

[henslee]

27. You are so right. He is total vomit.

[LSK]

3. im so glad that there is a whole industry dedicated to teenage catfights

Glad the media is on top of this! :eyes:

[CanuckAmok]

4. Well, consider this...

Whenever there's a celebrity feud like this, we could solve it thusly:

The two feuding parties are each placed in a small, hermetically sealed room.

Each has a button which will release a big rat into the other room.

But pressing the button sends a large but non-lethal electrical charge through the button, so whoever is pushing a button is nearly electrocuted.

Every now and then, on a strictly random schedule a robotic Joe Frazier is sent into each room, and he pummels the celebrities.

The rats have been starved for five days.

Last celebrity not eaten wins.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Holy shit dude...

You are a goddamn visionary.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. And you know what?

I REALLY wanted to use the word "catfight" in my subject line, but there's a CONTINGENT...a very DEDICATED contingent, I might add...that prowls DU, looking for my threads, hoping for an opportunity to lecture me on my lack of political incorrectness. I could name names, but that would only encourage them, and I prefer to...well, do something OTHER THAN encourage them. But let's make no mistake...they LOVE to try to take me down a peg or two and THEY...NEVER...DO.

:evilgrin:

So I thought "Am I in the mood to toss my "base" a bone?"

And I said "nah."

Of course, my use of the word "bone" probably just scored me a whole new legion of enemies, but in MY line of business, you don't do the CRIME unless you're willing to do the TIME.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[mitchum]

6. Well, cocaine does make some people confrontational...

She's 19! How in the hell can she order a round of drinks? I guess laws are for the little people.

I wish there was a Celebrity Rapture to take all of these fucking useless people away.

[driver8]

13. "Laws are for the little people..." Isn't that obvious??

If you or I got drunk and shot someone in the face, and then delayed calling the police until we sobered up, you can bet your ass that we would spend some time in jail.

Fucking celebrities...fuck 'em.

"Boo Hoo...she didn't thank me for the drinks I sent her. I'm going to go and make an ass of myself because I am a 19 year old multi-millionaire, skanky actress with the IQ of a pea."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Why can't these two no-talent ass clowns kill each other off?

[Skittles]

8. that would be ideal

they are extremely annoying

[smirkymonkey]

9. thank you!

perfect solution.

Who the fuck are they anyway? I have never seen either one of them in anything (I don't watch trash tv - maybe I'm missing something), but I feel like I am constantly forced by the media to see and hear about them simply due to the fact that I am not blind or deaf.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. Lohan's an actress, Simpson's a singer.

Though they've both crossed over into each other's professions.

They both have zero talent and are famous primarily for being famous. That's what it's come to -- you don't even have to be talented or even have a talent, a la Paris Hilton.

[Yavin4]

10. CatFight! CatFight! CatFight!

I say "Let's Get It On!""

[Wapsie B]

24. Exactly.

Let's get the Wesson Oil and have at it!

[Yavin4]

28. Yes, Yes, Here Are The Rules

THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!

[madeline_con]

12. "I'm not causing a scene." As reported worldwide. n/t

:eyes:

[Random_Australian]

14. Who are these people? Why should I care about them?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Untalented idiots, and you shouldn't.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Holy shit, never have I wanted to move to Australia more.

You really don't know who they are?

[Hissyspit]

18. They had, like, two TV stations when I was in Sydney.

You had to go out into the real world and do stuff, like, walk in the park, or bar hop.

It was unreal.

It would have been paradise, except for the giant man-eating poisonous spiders. There's always a catch with paradise, isn't there?

[ghostsofgiants]

19. I rarely watch TV...

But that doesn't prevent me fom hearing about douchebag celebrities constantly. x(

[Random_Australian]

20. I am remarkably ignorant of that stuff, even for an Aussie. I have heard

of Jessica Simpson before.... I think..... or was that Jessica Lynch? Or something like that.

Anyway, I've never been one to envy the rich and famous....

BECAUSE IF THERE WERE A FEW LESS ULTRARICH FREAKS THERE MIGHT JUST BE LESS STRUGGLING MUMS LIKE LEFTYMOM!

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Oh, how I envy you.

I fucking HATE celebrity gossip bullshit.

Jessica Simpson is a godawful singer. Jessica Lynch was a POW in Iraq.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Lynch

[Random_Australian]

22. O.K. Cool.In which case I do not know any Jessica Simpson.

Another thing: The other day in some random test I described George Bush as a 'Christian Patriot' because I would consider that an insult.... how cool is that?

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Hahaha, awesome.

[Left Is Write]

25. The comments on the blog are much more...er...disturbing...

than the original story, which was something of a snore. (Was I supposed to know Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Lohan were in a feud? I read the tabs at the gym, and I didn't even know that. :D)

[judaspriestess]

26. must see tv??

:rofl: :spray: