Favorite lines from Mr. Show?

[ThirdWheelLegend]

Inspired by a subthreadjack in GD.
If you know Mr. Show, then my posting name makes sense.

My all time favorite line from Mr. Show:

Season 4

"Sad songs are the key to get tears out of eye jail."

TWL

[opstachuck]

1. "mommy, what's a gagortion?"

there are so many that i can't pick one, but here are a couple...

"dr. pickles fun-time abortion clinic: we'll bring out the kid in you!!"

"if you suspect your child is a communist, here's a simple test... hit him in the head with a hammer."

sung beautifully...
"can't a man not drink his beer in silence,
can't a man not crudely lie and scream,
can't a man not control his bitch with violence,
y'all are brutalizing me."

"please don't kill me"

"dr. goodsex will be here to show you how to make your hubby climax faster so he can get on with his busy day."

this makes me want to start a big lebowski thread

[ThirdWheelLegend]

2. daytime kick

eom

[AWD]

3. I spit on your spit

I spit on your spit
I piss on your spit
I shit on your piss
I fart on your shit
I laugh at your fart
We are friends again, Hey!

[AWD]

4. Swear To God with Winton DuPree

"Now I am the only preacher that will say this, and you know this....I say Satan I damn thee. You God damned muther fuckin son of a whore, can I get a fuckin-A?"

[ThirdWheelLegend]

5. "What happened to all the bags?"

"They're in the Bag Hutch!".."No shit!"


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