I really, really want to say this out loud tonight....

[southlandshari]

I can't say it. I won't. But it sure as hell would be deserved if I did.

:evilgrin:


Truth? I feel sooo much better for silently pointing and calling out a particular ridiculous bit of business I witnessed tonight, even without any specifics at all. And thank you all for your patience with my silly surrogate pseudo-rant here. Please feel free to post cryptically about your own unpublishable crap tonight - I hope it helps you like it sure as hell did me!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

1. Glad you could get that off your chest.

That's what we're here for.

[southlandshari]

3. Hey you!

I haven't crossed paths with you on a thread in ages! I hope you are well - I've missed you!!

:hug:

[Wapsie B]

7. I've missed you too!

:hug:

[Floogeldy]

2. I kiss your hand.

And, I throw rose petals in front of your path. :)

[southlandshari]

10. Floog!

That is the nicest reply I've had to any of my posts in ages!

:loveya:

[Floogeldy]

23. I don't know what to say.

For you . . .

[XemaSab]

4. Some folks

either need to start smoking more pot or STOP smoking more pot. x(

[southlandshari]

15. LOL - I'm not touching that one, darlin'!

Well, ok, I will. I stopped drinking months ago - but as for pot...well...hmmmm....

Let me go listen to my Jim Copp Tales album once more and get back to you on that one, ok?

:P

[XemaSab]

24. I'm not a pot smoker myself

But some nights I wonder why not.

[LeftyMom]

5. LM's censored rant: This shit is getting old!

I'm really sick of waiting for a &*^*%$# &^%$. Nobody else would put up with this. But I do. Because I'm crazy or stupid or something, because lord knows it's not because I'm patient.

edit: Hi Shari! :hi: $5 says you figure out what I'm bitching about.

[southlandshari]

16. Keep your $5, my friend

Yes, I know, and yes, you know.

:hug:



Actually, I do have a question for you tonight.

And as loathe as I am to do this, I'm going to tell you to check your PM in just a few minutes.

;)



I dare someone to start a thread speculating on what my PM to you might be about...

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. I wish I knew what you're talking about, my dear Shari.......

I haven't got a clue, though.....

I am glad you feel better!

:loveya: :hug:

[southlandshari]

21. Sweet Peggy!

Always a pleasure to cross paths with you, darlin'!

I'm feeling fine tonight. Moreso by the minute, in fact.

;)

[ZombieNixon]

8. Hey, you know what?

I love you, too! :loveya:

(:beer:)

[southlandshari]

27. I will always herk you, ZombieNixon.

I don't think I've ever herked anyone more than I herk you, actually.

:loveya:

(since there is no herkya smiley)

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Wow! That's some non-story! Thanks for avoiding clearing that up!

I'm potentially amazed that that happened. You would think that people would know better than to possibly act they way you may have described. You have every reason to not rant about it as much as you want.

[southlandshari]

35. Thanks. I knew you would understand!!!

Doesn't shit like this just drive you insane?

:banghead:

Eh, what can you do? Just chant the serenity prayer and post your anonymous angst in threads like this, I suppose!

;)

































Hope you are well, my friend.

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

37. I am well, just tired

[texas1928]

11. Yeah I am pissed too.

Everyone else posts cat threads and they explode with posts.

I post one and only get 4 original replies to it.

Man I am ignored around here aren't I

Might as well leave here.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Maybe it is the menacing kitty in your sig

Who looks almost exactly like my dearly departed Tinkie.

[texas1928]

31. He is not menacing.

He is just mad.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Join the club

[texas1928]

32. You know how I feel.

All my posts fall off and into archives so fast it is very depressing.

[DS1]

17. ____

[texas1928]

33. What?

Are you telling me to leave?

[southlandshari]

19. Quit it, darlin', or I'll....

lick your pole some more.

[texas1928]

25. Well DS1 wants me to leave.

See he is pointing me away.

[southlandshari]

36. LOL - that means you are in the vast majority here, darlin'!

DS1 wanting you to leave ought to be a badge of honor, not a sign you should head for the door!

:rofl:

[texas1928]

39. I always considered him a friend.

:cry:

[southlandshari]

42. He's definitely my friend. My good friend.

But I daresay he'd still love me leave with the rest of the lot here except on my really, really good days, as few and far between as they may be!

:P

[texas1928]

44. I have a bad day everyday.

x(

[Fleshdancer]

26. You're not allowed to leave!

x( I post in your threads and NO, you are NOT ignored! Silly.

[texas1928]

34. I know but it is still very depressing how fast my post fall off.

It makes me sad.

[Fleshdancer]

41. Well truth be told....I'm a certified thread killer

I don't mean to be, I just am. :( Maybe that's why your threads fall? :shrug:

[texas1928]

43. Nah

it is me not you.

[SiobhanClancy]

12. I know the feeling...

Tonight I got a call from_______,complaining about________,and_____________.It's counterproductive to even listen to this_________,but because it's____________,I feel I must. Even though________ and______,not to mention__________have been___________for a long time now and the situation probably won't change,_________just keeps on about it. My position is tricky because I'm________s __________,and my former relationship with________'s husband doesn't help either.

Anyway,I feel ever so much better now!:)

[southlandshari]

40. Perfect. Response.

I should have been more specific in my opener. I sure as hell enjoyed living vicariously through your fill-in-the-blank reply here, darlin'!

:thumbsup:

[Telly Savalas]

18. At least it wasn't as bad as that thing that happened to that guy

a while back.

[southlandshari]

45. Oooo! Even MORE perfect response!!

:rofl:


I like you already, Kojak!

:hi:

[Hissyspit]

60. I remember that!

Hadn't thought about that since then.

[southlandshari]

62. It was shocking, wasn't it?

Probably best if we not speak of the details here. I know I've tried to forget that awful, awful story.

Really I have.

Haven't you?

;)

[Hissyspit]

66. Totally.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Hah...?

Aw, nemmind. I prolly wouldn't get it anyway. :crazy:

However, I want to complain about people who don't check their PM boxes. x(









But I totally stole that "censored" thingie. :bounce:

[LeftyMom]

22. Sorry, I'm researching

I'll let you know what I find on that model. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Oh... sorry, LM

I didn't mean you. Take your time with that. And thanks. :hug:

Edit: I took pictures of it today to post for sale. Wanna see?

[LeftyMom]

29. Yeah, that'd help a lot.

If it has the DOM on it, that'd help too. (Or if you know the approximate year.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. The manual is copyright 1978

for whatever that's worth.

I'll look on it for the DOM and PM you the photos. :hi:

[Shine]

48. Yeah, how 'bout that?!

:7 hmmm.....

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. Oh...

:blush:



*retreats to PM box, tail between legs*

[southlandshari]

51. Ah, crap.

Goodbye, high road.

Hello, groveling and begging forgiveness for being a terrible correspondant who is nonetheless supremely blessed with the sunshine of your friendship in her life.

:)

[merh]

30. And whoever it was sure had it coming to him/her/it/they

I, for one, am glad you stood up for whoever it was or they were or against whatever it was and almost said your piece for all of the lounge to almost see. :freak:

I couldn't almost sorta agree with you more! x(

Next time he/she/it/they does that, you just let me know.

After all, I do swing a mean trout!










I :loveya: more :hug:

[southlandshari]

47. Truer words were never spoken.

I'll leave it at that.

:D

[Random_Australian]

46. Ha! I met on DU this person or group of persons and I'll say that

for a guy/girl/person of undeclared gender him/her/undeclared/they were very an adjective!

[southlandshari]

49. I knew I wasn't the only one, mate!

Thanks for confirming what I already didn't say about him/her/them here tonight!

:D

[Shine]

50. I have no idea what you're talking about, but I support ya all the way.

:hug:

[southlandshari]

52. Thank you, Shine!

I can always count on you for support!

You and your beautiful soul have been such a wonderful addition to this community. And to so many of us individuals who "live" here!

:hug:

[Shine]

81. .....

back at ya, babe. Thanks for the difference YOU make. :hug: :loveya;

[southlandshari]

54. Thanks, all!

I can't believe how therapeutic this ridiculous thread actually was!

:D

[merh]

55. But, but

I brought the matches

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

56. .....

:spray:


And that's all I have to say about that.

:)

[merh]

79. ...

:hi:

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

57. I couldn't help but notice the same thing

I'd say that I also feel better having responded to your pointing and calling out a particular ridiculous bit of business you witnessed tonight, but the truth is that it'd be hard to be feeling much better than I already do these days.






It sucks to be

[southlandshari]

58. Careful there, Gump.

[ForrestGump]

59. ...

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

61. Also, there was this thing that was adjective about noun.

What is or isn't with that?

[southlandshari]

63. Holy crap! You're right!

I guess all I really need to know now is....

Who the hell is on First?


:D

[Random_Australian]

64. I shall not comment on the crap which is a religious symbol to some,

but I should like to express cautious agreement for 3 words then make discaimers for 5 pages then retract what I may or may not have not said unretracted.

For a specific example, see that thread about that thing on that day that ended on y, like tuesday or wednesday, but also the other days ending in y.

I said 'that' 4 times in one sentence :cry::cry: I am so ahamed, or unashamed, depending upon the relative velocities of the observers!

[southlandshari]

65. Please. help. cannot. breathe.

:rofl:

I cannot remember another post on DU in all my time here that made me laugh as hard as I am now. Except maybe the one about the possum in someone's kitchen utility closet.


I am STILL :rofl: !!



:thumbsup:

[Random_Australian]

69. ..

Edit: Computer f___ed up the spacing, the 'flase thread' joke barely works!  


GIVE THAT MAN/WOMAN/PERSON OF UNDECLARED GENDER CPR!
NO WAIT DON'T IT'S MEDICAL ADVICE!
No wait do it's the right thing to do!
No wait let's discuss it and get back to it later.

Huh? Southlandshari is what? head? Oh! I see, O.K. well that sorted that out then didn't it.
OMG I AM SORRY FOR SAYING THAT THAT SORTED THAT!
 |- well it didn't randomise it n/t
 |- yeah be sorry! Or I shall say yeah to you once more! n/t
 |- Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing
   |- thread killer! n/t
   |- He said the joke! Burn the Witch! n/t
    |-what's wrong with witches?
     |- nothing, I view flammability as a plus in a woman ;)
      |- SEXIST!
      |- Pig!
       |- what's wrong with pigs? I like pigs!
        |- I like bacon, pork, loin chops....
         |- BASTARD!
         |- heh heh check it out beavis, he said 'loins' he he n/t

[southlandshari]

71. Ok. That's IT!

[billyskank]

72. She was such a nice DUer

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

73. ...

[billyskank]

74. I can't get angry at R_A's ass

the grief is too near :cry:

[billyskank]

67. I'm just wondering what excitement today will bring

:rofl:

:hi: Shari!

[southlandshari]

68. Excitement?

O8)

[billyskank]

70. I know, I know, nothing to see here. Move along please!

As ex-mod, I am sure you appreciate my restraint about not getting involved, even though I was the subject. :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

75. I slept through the entire thing.

:)

[billyskank]

76. Best way

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

77. I'm not even going to ask what I missed.

There are several sore spots in the Lounge that need to be left alone to heal!

[billyskank]

78. I'm not even sure anyway

So many things happen here while I am asleep. They could be talking about what I think they are, but then again they may not. :shrug:

[merh]

80. For you, sweet billyskank!

-- use it whenever the silliness begins.

and for you

Happy Easter :hug:

[billyskank]

85. Awwww

Happy Easter merh! :hug:

:loveya:

[no name no slogan]

82. I make in my pants sometimes

take it as you will

[WilliamPitt]

83. Hey!

[southlandshari]

86. Zimbabwe

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

88. Your answer has been declared null and void

seeing as how you used the exact same answer in some other silly thread yesterday.

Well, that, and it's totally gross!

:eyes:


































;)

[no name no slogan]

89. Constantinople

is that better? :)

[southlandshari]

90. Who the hell cares?

I'm just glad to see you, darlin'!

:D

[GalleryGod]

84. Sometimes I Just read and Mumble "WTF?"

Much like Seinfeld's Bizzaro World,I guess.

[southlandshari]

87. Excellent. You fit in just fine here.

This thread represents my own version of the mumbling "WTF" we all know well.

;)

[Call Me Wesley]

91. Locking.

The originating thread from last night has been locked as well.

Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator