Isn't EXXON Chairman Lee Raymond One Sexy Beast?

[Placebo]

Mmm, yummy.

How much money would it take for you to do him? Keep in mind, he's worth like half a billion dollars.

[Waya]

1. Sexy Beast?

...if ya like maggots, maybe.....Yuck...there ain't enough money in the world for me to 'do him'........

[ZombieNixon]

2. If anyone says they'd accept any amount of money to do that...

I will lose faith in society forever. x(

[Alleycat]

3. You have the beast part right!

SEXY -not so sure

[converted_democrat]

4. "How much money would it take for you to do him?"

There isn't enough money on Earth.. Now if I could have something along the lines of assuring * is impeached and put in jail, end world hunger, or cure cancer and every other known disease out there for my trouble, I might be persuaded to take one for the team..

[redwitch]

5. You are a truly good person.

nt

[Placebo]

6. That's one steep price to pay.

Yikes. :scared:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. If he has a half billion, why do his teeth look like shit?

[SoCalDem]

11. and why no liposuction of the saggy face?

One would think that having the time and money he has to havem he would have at least looked in the mirror and said.."ykkkkkk, now where did I put that plastic surgeon's number?..and the cosmetic dentist's number?".. He should ask Norm Coleman for the dentist's number.. He could get some dental chiclets too:)...(maybe he could pay Normie's dental bills while he's at it)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. LOL, no kidding.

I'm a smoker, but my teeth don't look anything like that. I also make in a year what Raymond makes in an hour, but I look like I'm in better health than him.

[alittlelark]

8. Jabba the Hut

[SoCalDem]

9. Reminds me of the "elephant man"

but then his party's mascot is an elephant, and he HAS elephant-sized greed, so I guess he IS the new elephant man:)

If I only had to do it once, and there was a bag over his face, and I got the money in cash, and I was very drunk... well....nah.. not even then :)

[da_chimperor]

10. I hope he spends some of his half-billion on some cosmetic surgery!

WTF is wrong with his neck? :puke:

[SoCalDem]

12. Too much chocolate mousse & lobster w/ drawn butter

and pie, and ice cream, and taters :)

[da_chimperor]

13. All washed down with more drawn butter, of course.

I'm not the superficial type, but when your neck starts to obscure your necktie . . . then something is wrong. Damn.

[TroubleMan]

15. "GET IN MAH BELLY!!"

And all this time I thought Mike Myers was playing Fat Bastard.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Where are the PC nuts who freak out about posts like this?

I'm dissapointed.

[DS1]

17. He ate them.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. that's what I thought.

[Placebo]

21. HR Giger...

nice.

[da_chimperor]

18. Would you like some drawn butter as well?

[leftofthedial]

20. he has more chins than Jabba the Hutt

but I guess he can afford them