Easter Evening Fun With Peeps! (extreme dial-up WARNING)

[ZombieNixon]

As a non-Christian, I often find myself feeling isolated and alone as the believers of the world celebrate the resurrection of that one guy...Mr. Mary Magdelene or whoever...oh, right...Jesus, Jesus, that's the one. Sorry, homeslice, forgot your name there for a moment (:silly:). So, when your friend enters the room and gives your lonesome self a box filled with five of the marshmellian scourge of mankind beings (AKA Peeps), it's like being handed a box of instant fun. Peeps + basic applicances + laws of nature = FUN!! :D :bounce:

Let's meet the stars:

Percival, Princess, Peter, Penelope and Pauline...happy and safe in their nest. Little do they know...they're in for the ride of their lives!


Percival, Penelope and Pauline are about to meet Mr. Microwave. }(


Ready, kids? Go!


Round 1. 30 seconds and counting.

30 seconds later:


Let's go again!


After Round 2:





Ooh, they don't look so good, do they? :evilgrin:

PART II


Princess goes for a swim.


Round and round she goes!


After thirty seconds...

...it's time to clean up!


Peep goop.


Shocking, ain't it? :o


Peter's turn! He looks excited, doesn't he? :D


Ready there?


Here we go again.


All right down there, Petey?


Look out below!!




He's not cooperating (Eew, I'm touching it! x()


Into the freezer he goes!

What will happen to Peter in Freezerland? Stay tuned for Episode 2 of ZombieNixon presents Easter Evening Fun With Peeps!

[Writer]

1. You sick, sick young man...

;)

P.S. The microwaved peeps looked a bit like eggs over easy.

[BlueJazz]

8. He's Sick??...I was actually starting to feel sorry for the Damn Things!

....Geez..

[Orangepeel]

2. you should keep melting them until you get a plate that looks like Jesus

then sell it on ebay.

[yvr girl]

3. I've never seen a peep in person

I don't know if we have them in Canada.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Consider yourself lucky.

Peeps = scourge of humanity. :scared:

[Skittles]

4. I WILL KICK YOUR PEEP-ABUSING ASS

:D

[billyskank]

73. ...

:rofl:

:yourock:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. This IS exciting!!!

Will Peter be resurrected? Will there by crying and gnashing of teeth over the tragic death of Princess? Can the triplets serve a greater purpose beyond death?

You bet I'll tune in for Episode Deux!

[ZombieNixon]

6. Easter Evening Fun With Peeps! (Episode II: Return of the Peter)

Sounds doity...Peep porn! :evilgrin: No, not really.


Peter emerges from the freezer...a bit crusty around the edges, but otherwise OK.


He's got the texture of a wet sponge.


And tastes like it, too. :puke: (I couldn't finish him...he went down the toilet)


:o Where'd they all go?


All gone! :(


Mom 'n' Dad are gonna be pissed! (If I can get more peeps, that is! :evilgrin:)

[Skittles]

9. I WILL AVENGE PETE THE PEEP

YOU'LL SEE

[ZombieNixon]

10. I gotta get more peeps to play this out!

:D

[fizzgig]

11. you mean boy

:cry:

poor peter, princess and all their siblings

[ZombieNixon]

12. They deserved it!

They plot against us always...all Peepkind, I tell you! :tinfoilhat:

[fizzgig]

13. they did nothing

but dump tons of sugar into my blood...i love eating the eyes first, and then the head...

dammit, know i want peeps...you are mean AND evil! ;)

[ZombieNixon]

15. BWAHAHA!!!

So it begins...:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. You are really, really bored. Aren't you?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

54. I'm a non-Christian on Easter.

Of course I'm really bored! :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. Me too.

At least I had to work? I guess, I'm still not sure.... since today was the day from hell. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

56. I woke up late, didn't drink, and played with peeps.

(I need a herking life! x()

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. That sounds like an ok day to me.

Want to trade?


I had to get up kind of early, deal with throngs of stupid, hungry people, annoying co-workers, a dicky boss, a favorite co-workers melt down(which involved her sobbing for about 20 minutes and then getting sent home. :( :( :(), staying an hour later then I was scheduled at work because we were so busy and there was so much to do, a huge bitch fest with another favorite co-worker, an ambulance down the street from our store, and then coming home to find a fricking ambulance across the street, then drinking a double vodka tonic and not feeling a god damn thing from it.


:rant:

[ZombieNixon]

58. Aww...

:hug:

(No, I don't want to trade, sorry. :P)

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Damn it, I thought you might say that.

:P


Sorry for the rant btw. :P

[ZombieNixon]

60. Meh...it was worth a shot.

And we all have to rant sometimes. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. Although I do have to tell you the perks of switching with me first...

Hot girls: grab your butt, rub against you in inappropriate ways, and say lots of dirty things to you. Also, they don't get freaked out if you do the same thing to them. :P

[ZombieNixon]

62. Hmm...sounds like fun!

:evilgrin:

But what's the catch? :freak:

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. See my previous posts.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

64. Oh, I thought there was something like surgery involved...or something.

:eyes:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


You spaz.... or am I the spaz? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

66. What's the plural of spaz?

Spazzes? Spazzi? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. spazzi...?

Sounds dirty. :P

[ZombieNixon]

68. Sounds Italian.

Like Italian for santorum or something. :o

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Nooooo!

Not Pete! Petey was always my favorite!


:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

16. Rest in peace, Pete.

He fought bravely. A worthy adversary.

[FuzzySlippers]

17. Oh the humanity!! Or peeposity!! Or whateverthehellitis!!

:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

18. It's a war, it is.

Humanity vs. peeposity...there can be only one!

[Fox Mulder]

19. I thought I saw the Virgin Mary...

in one of those melted peeps.

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

20. DAMN!

x(

I shouldn't have washed them down the sink! :cry:

[Fox Mulder]

21. You shouldn't have!

You probably would've gotten $10,967 for it on Ebay! :(

[ZombieNixon]

23. Fuck!

Well, I'll just have to get more peeps and hope for the best. :shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

29. You could get...

10,000 packages of peeps. Then you can have fun the whole year 'round. :)

[ZombieNixon]

31. OMG!!!

A peep thread every day! :wow:

[Fox Mulder]

33. That'd be sweet...

the theme could be "10,000 ways to kill a peep: #1" or something like that.

:)

[ZombieNixon]

34. Half the Lounge would have me on ignore by the end of the week.

:(

[Fox Mulder]

36. lol

I wouldn't ignore you. In fact, I'd be cheering you on. :)

[ZombieNixon]

38. That makes one of you.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. You have nice hands.

Yeah.


I don't mean that in a diry way either, I'm just sayin'... really nothing funny.... :o

[ZombieNixon]

26. LOL!

:rofl: My nice hands of peep destruction! :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. At least you're having fun, right?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

30. Hands...fun...

I have a dirty mind. :blush:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. OK.

I literally almost did this: :spray:


I clicked "My DU" to see if I had any replies(yes I'm disparate like that) and I clicked on the blue "1 reply", and got that. Oh dear.

[ZombieNixon]

35. Bit of a nasty shock, eh?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. No, it was funny.

:P


For I have a dirty mind as well. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

39. Well, we already knew *that*

:eyes: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. But that's why you love me.

[ZombieNixon]

41. Yes, that's right.

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Oh baby.

(this part of the message has been censored due to content)



:o ;) :evilgrin: :silly: :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

43. Message Removed.

Message removed by moderator. Zombie pr0n is not allowed in the DU Lounge. Thank you for your understanding.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. AHAHAHAHAH!

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

46. Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

:D

[sarge43]

70. The world needs this thread

ZombieNixon, you must find a film school student/grad and have him/her do a short film of peep meltdown. It could take a place right next to Bambi Meets Godzilla.

Working title, perhaps: Boredom Gone Wrong

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. You are evil!

How would you like it if one of those peeps stuck you in a microwave?

Huh?

:grr:

[ZombieNixon]

27. Bring it on, little fuckers!

I take you on five at a time! :grr:

:P

[SofaKingLiberal]

47. .

[ZombieNixon]

48. OMG!! The Peep Crusaders!!

I'll take you down if it's the last thing I ever do!

[RandomKoolzip]

44. This is a very funny thread.

Too bad you'll be going to prison for a long, long time quite soon, son.

[ZombieNixon]

49. That sounds like a threat.

Who are you working for? :tinfoilhat:

[RandomKoolzip]

50. I'm Officer O'Koolzip of the Peep Patrol, son.

You got a Peep Mutilation Permit? What you're doing violates so many laws it'd be tedious to list them all.

[ZombieNixon]

51. Well, you better start so I can make my getaway!

:yoiks:

[Kat45]

52. I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP ABUSING PEEPS!!!!

I'm going to report you to PETP: People for the Ethical Treatment of Peeps.

[ZombieNixon]

53. Bring it on, PETPfreaks!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

69. I have those same plates!

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

71. That's what you're concerned about?

The plates I'm using the murder the peeps? :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

72. Yes!

I am a heartless bitch.

[tjwmason]

74. You are a truly evil young man.

Which is obviously why we all like you so very much.

I can't admit to doing anything productive on Easter evening - well productive in one sense I suppose, shall we just say it involved champagne, wine, port, whisky.......

[ZombieNixon]

76. Where the hell have you been?

:pals:

[tjwmason]

78. I've been off herking, of course.

Just needed some time away - good to be back, and good to see that you haven't changed. :pals:

[Midlodemocrat]

75. Dude. You have WAY too much time on your hands.

[ZombieNixon]

77. That may be...

but I have a lot of fun with it! :D