In a softball game between the Lounge and GD

[Oeditpus Rex]

how many innings would it take before half of GD protested the game because the left-field fence favored right-handed batters and the other half protested because the right-field fence favored left-handed batters?

And who would win the resulting fight between GD:LF and GD:RF?

And who'd drink all the beer during the fight?

:popcorn:

[fizzgig]

1. i can only answer your last question

the loungers would be drinking all the beer, but that's not too tough a question to answer :P

but if i were to wager a bet, i'd say three innings, tops, for the fight to break out and the gd:rf would win the fight simply because there are more righties out there

[wildhorses]

2. rock and fucking roll....

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[XemaSab]

3. I think the Lounge would start the fight and GD would finish it.

Amongst themselves.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I hadn't thought o' that

Meanwhile, we'd not only drink all the beer, we'd keep batting.

Scoreboard would look like this:

Lounge — :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

GD — x(

[XemaSab]

Or

Lounge: :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

GD: :banghead:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I think we'd score more than 11 popcorns

Especially if we kept batting while they duked it out.

:popcorn:

[SoCalDem]

19. Lounge would be debating the various colors of Peeps

and the GD crowd would be alerting on everyone for RACISM :)

[wildhorses]

4. I suggest we remove ALL fences and aim for the fucking stands

HOMERUN!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Nooooo!

We're the Lounge. We play Little Ball.

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

7. can I call out Skinner????

please?

[Random_Australian]

8. No, Skinner = King Kong and The Hulk's lovechild in this metaphor.

Not a wise idea.

[wildhorses]

10. put me in coach...I wanna play centerfield!!!

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field.
A-roundin’ third, and headed for home, it’s a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way I feel.

Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be centerfield.

Well, I spent some time in the mudville nine, watchin’ it from the bench;
You know I took some lumps when the mighty casey struck out.
So say hey willie, tell ty cobb and joe dimaggio;
Don’t say "it ain’t so", you know the time is now.



Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) it’s gone and you can tell that one goodbye!



Yeah!

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Thought you wanted to play short field

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

15. well, that is my regular position...but, do NOT doubt this...

I have played every damn one ...

lefthanded and all that jazz....

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Middle infield? Catch?

Pretty good trick. :thumbsup:

[wildhorses]

18. yep....

shit....I am drinking too much but, yeah I used to play quite a lot of softball...

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. He might take his ball

and go home. x(

[wildhorses]

13. I doubt it.....

Skinner is an alright kinda person....

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Roger that

But wouldn't his status as DU Owner make him the Commish?

I ain't peein' in a cup just to play softball!

[wildhorses]

16. Skinner wants you to pee in a cup

eeeewwwwwwww

[In_The_Wind]

20. one inning

GD:RF


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