I am a DUrt bag and proud!

[leeroysphitz]

DUrt bags UNITE.

[Sugar Smack]

1. I'm a moonbat.

Pleased to meet ya!;-)

[Left Is Write]

2. Is that the latest "derogatory" term from the other side?

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. I guess DUmmies lost its flare

:rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

4. DUrt bag simply has more panache or something... nt

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. or something

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

5. I always thought of you as more of a DUchebag!

:D

[leeroysphitz]

8. Nice one!

Not bad for a DUnce. :)

[Arugula Latte]

10. Well, DUh ...

:dunce:

[In_The_Wind]

7. I'm a DUaddict.

Hello, my name is Joan.

[Droopy]

9. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

"Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

[uppityperson]

11. I'm a librul with low morrell valuos