I like you. I think you are neat.

[Magrittes Pipe]

You are a valuable addition to the DU community. You are friendly, open-minded, and thoughtful. You are intelligent and can hold your own in a debate. You are in posession of a great wisdom and grace. You make people laugh, and you laugh with them. When people grieve, you are there to offer a shoulder.




Why, then, do you insist on posting that fucking Brazilian joke every goddamned day? :shrug:

[Shell Beau]

1. I can say that I have NEVER and will never post that stupid joke!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. And for that, I thank you.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Thank you, hedges, but I have never posted that joke.

You must be thinking of someone else.

This part is true however:

You are a valuable addition to the DU community. You are friendly, open-minded, and thoughtful. You are intelligent and can hold your own in a debate. You are in posession of a great wisdom and grace. You make people laugh, and you laugh with them. When people grieve, you are there to offer a shoulder.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Well, yes, that part is true of you.

But there are SO many DUers whom I otherwise like that are on the verge of my ignore list for NO OTHER REASON than the Brazilian joke! :cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

63. What about me? Huh?

[Shine]

5. Why, thank you, but I've NEVER posted that joke. Not once.

:D

Hey, I think you're neat, too. Ditto back at ya, for all that you wrote. :thumbsup:

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Thanks.

For both! :hi:

[XNASA]

7. What Brazilian joke?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You know I'll be seeing you in a few weeks.

I'd tread lightly. :grr:

[Schema Thing]

11. Well, it seems that GW Bush and Rumsfeld were talking one day....

[XemaSab]

9. I DID IT ON A DARE!!!!

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I dare you to never do it again.

In fact, I double-dog dare you. :o

[XemaSab]

16. I already renounced kicking certain types of old threads

Are you trying to take away all the joy in my life? :o

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. I took you off ignore. Good work.

Hey, I'm a firm believer in tough love... :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Joy is an abomination.

:thumbsdown:

[billyskank]

54. You can do it!

There is a whole universe of fun out there which does not involve the brazilian joke! :yourock:

[XemaSab]

60. No sex, no drugs, no meat, no brazilian joke...

It's like being in a convent! :cry:

[billyskank]

61. Who told you to do those other three?

:hug:

[XemaSab]

62. I'm an ascetic and it sucks!!!

:cry:

[billyskank]

64. Maybe you should let your hair down a little

:pals:

[XemaSab]

65. Never!

[billyskank]

66. Oooh

Go on! :D

[XemaSab]

67. Go on about what?

:shrug:

[LaurenG]

12. I'm with those who haven't done that...yet

I probably won't either. I just don't want to say never because the last time I said that, "never" happened.:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I'll never say never twice to the same never.

Huh?

[billyskank]

56. I did it...once...

I posted it in morse code. Misunderestimator kicked my ass. :scared:

[asthmaticeog]

13. I've never posted it.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"










































Really.

[jpgray]

15. I'd like to highlight this post, as an example for all DU to follow

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. But I neither like you, nor do I think you are neat.

And anyway, any tool can use white text to make his point. And get away with calling you a goatse-sucking bastard.

[asthmaticeog]

31. You are free not to like me,

but I take great pride in my grooming habits.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. .

[asthmaticeog]

37. .

[eyesroll]

44. I'm gonna make that image my Christmas card.

:bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

45. I have a full-res version.

Just let me know. ;)

[terrya]

14. Thank you, sir

For that alone, I'll buy you a drink at a future meetup. :thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Free drinks are my favorite.

:9

[terrya]

24. That certainly can be arranged.

[Fenris]

18. Last semester I had a rather inept government professor

Who proceeded to "clean up" that "joke" by retelling it as if it occured between two people riding on a train. When she got to the punchline, no one laughed. Out of a theater of 200 students. Then someone raised his hand and said, "I heard that joke earlier, but it involved the President." Then peole started laughing.

That moment was funnier than the Brazilian joke. But not by much.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Ineptitude is frequently inept.

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. I love you.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Who doesn't?

:shrug:

[Cos]

20. What Brazilian joke?

I'm out of the loop, obviously.

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Obviously.

Welcome, nonetheless. :hi:

[TheBaldyMan]

34. Rumsfeld is giving the pResident his daily briefing ...

towards the end he says, " ... to conclude, three brazilians were killed."

Bush starts bawling and holds his head in his hands, "My God! that's terrible", and starts to sob uncontrollably.

The Secretary and Chiefs of Staff start to shift around in their chairs looking uncomfortable.

Bush looks up at them and asks, "How many's a Brazilian?"

[AirmensMom]

26. If I didn't post the joke,

am I still a valuable addition to the DU community? :grouphug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. You are MORE valuable.

:D

[AirmensMom]

30. Yay!

:bounce: You said a lot of nice things ... sending all of 'em back to you. :yourock:

[RandomKoolzip]

35. You forgot to mention that it's even worse when spelled "Brazillion."

Because, ya know, there ARE a few Brazilians here on DU and I'm sure they get fuckin' psyched when someone spells their nationality wrong.

Anyhow, a kid who tells the Brazillion joke to another kid...is a dead kid.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. I forgot nothing.

I choose to disregard such foolishness.

[GirlinContempt]

36. This thread made me die

and then come back to life and hug you

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Ewwww! Zombies!

x(

[GirlinContempt]

42. Come on now, who doesn't LOVE zombies?

[In_The_Wind]

40. I thought you were talking to me.

Until I got to the very last line.

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. You do, however, have a brazillion smileys.

:o

[In_The_Wind]

46. But, I've never posted the brazillion joke.

besided I thought you liked my smilies

[Magrittes Pipe]

48. Thank you for not posting the joke.

It really really really makes me happy.

[In_The_Wind]

51. okay

I can take a hint.
no more smilies for you

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. .

:hug:

[progmom]

43. you're sweet

weird, but sweet.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. So are you.

Weird, that is.

[Left Is Write]

49. You are obviously not talking to me...

because I have never posted the Brazilian joke.

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. w00t!

:bounce:

[no name no slogan]

50. This is neet

according to Google images

[Mutley]

55. Brazilian joke? I've never seen any Brazilian joke.

:D

[billyskank]

57. ...

:rofl:

:hi:

[Mutley]

59. ...

I really am a good girl. :D

[AngryAmish]

58. What is the Brazillian joke?