Dick Cheney versus a rectal prolapse

[XemaSab]

Poll question: Dick Cheney versus a rectal prolapse

Forgive me for not posting pictures, but I don't think anyone wants to see that.

Rectal prolapses are pretty gross too.

[progmom]

1. rectal prolapse is disgusting and scary looking

...and sadly too common with over-acheiving potty-training toddlers. :scared:


oh yeah - and uh...if you're not familiar with what the hell it could be...try decribing it in terms that wouldn't freak your kid out to the lady at the front desk in the ER.

[XemaSab]

2. Eeeeeeew!

:(

[JVS]

4. Kids have those, oh good god! Did it happen to progspawn?

[progmom]

11. it did

And he's fine.

We had to tell him to stop pushing so hard. :(

But damn, that was scary...

me: "There appears to be um...some kind of tissue um...coming out of his, um...anus"
ER nurse: "he put tissues up there?"
me: "um...no...um...human tissue...like his rectum is inside out or something...."

:(

[JVS]

3. No pics. You're no fun

[XemaSab]

5. Since you asked so nicely... (WARNING: GRAPHIC)

[JVS]

6. Ooooooh the horror!

[puerco-bellies]

9. Dear God was that the prolapse? eom

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I can't tell the difference.

Both are puckered and shitty.

[JVS]

8. The rectal prolapse is less likely to shoot friends in the face

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Depends how close your friends are.