I give you THE DOUBLEWIDE Casket ! Behold:

[elehhhhna]

[sasquatch]

1. They couldn't find a Piano crate somewhere?

:shrug:

[SKKY]

2. I grew up in a Double-wide...

...and I'm not trying to go back. No thanks.

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Do they call that the 'American' model?

I wouldn't be surprised, given our obesity rates...

[elehhhhna]

8. SUV !!111!!!!1 Supersized: Undertaker's Version

[MissB]

4. Cremation takes up less space.

And then there was that freeze-drying and shaking trick. I kinda like that one.

[LaraMN]

5. Would you like to supersize that?

:crazy:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Personally, I'd rather have a Viking funeral

[XemaSab]

7. With an aircraft carrier?

'Cause that's sort of what the OP reminds me of... :hide:

[elehhhhna]

9. a 2-week bonfire? lol

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Actually, a wooden boat would suffice

[XemaSab]

13. Like this?

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Perfect

Now just find some flaming arrows and we're in business

[XemaSab]

16. .

[Lars39]

11. That could easily fit several family members together.

There was a family killed in TN tornados that were buried 2 to a coffin. :(

[Radical Activist]

12. No need to explain why the person died

with a coffin like that.

[Kerrytravelers]

14. This is just sad. The obesity rate is alarming.