boy do I have an easter story to tell!!!!!!!!

[LSK]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his EASTER briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Sugar Smack]

1. ASS!

When will I learn?:P :P :rofl:

[LSK]

2. 2 votes, come on lounge, lets get on greatest

Oh damn, no lounge posts on greatest - nevermind!

[In_The_Wind]

3. LSK

Why do I still trust you?

[XemaSab]

5. I started an appreciation thread!

:bounce:

[LSK]

8. ...

[In_The_Wind]

13. For the B joke?

[LSK]

7. just when you think its safe again

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

12. Darlin' ~ I must confess:

As of now the number of DUers on my ignore list is at its highest number ever :shrug: :)
I WILL NOT PUT YOU ON IGNORE TO AVOID THE B JOKE!

[LSK]

14. confess: you just love the way I tell the B joke

:P

[In_The_Wind]

15. OR

the person telling it :P

[LSK]

16. awwww thanks

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

22. hmmm

[Droopy]

4. Alright

Who are the evil bastards that are recommending this for the greatest page? Stand and be counted.

[LSK]

6. THATS FIVE BABY!!!!

GREATEST HERE I COME!!!! (or not)

:D }( :P :7 :evilgrin: :party: :bounce:

[trof]

9. How would you like to get your ass whipped?

Really.
Either whipped or kicked?
Your choice.
:evilgrin:

[LSK]

10. 6 VOTES !!! OMG THIS IS HUGH!!11

:popcorn:

[Xipe Totec]

11. I don't get it

What's a brazillion?

:hide:

[northzax]

17. you too, back on ignore

pretty soon I'll have a brazillion people on ignore.

[LSK]

18. dont forget to visit my journal!!

:P

[northzax]

20. well I can't can I, since I'm ignoring you

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LA LA LA LA LA.

[northzax]

21. strange duplicate post. nt

[SofaKingLiberal]

19. Why you hate Amurika?

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

23. I have a story. It involves you,a nickel, a mallet, some icecubes,

and 12,000 volts of direct current!