The cat keeps bringing us snakes

[spinbaby]

One of our cats has taken to catching garter snakes and bringing them into the house as presents for us and the inddoor cats. We had five "presents" when we came home from work today. One garter snake once is cute; three or five live snakes at once is no longer cute. We don't want to lock the cat in--he was an adult neighborhood stay when we took him in and is used to going out. Also, we're afraid he'll get his revenge for being locked in by spraying and clawing. He's a bit of a wild child. Maybe we should lock him out.

[trof]

1. A cat will pretty much keep your property snake free.

For good or ill.
If you don't like snakes, get one or two cats.

[spinbaby]

2. Well, that certainly didn't work

Today we had as many snakes as cats in the house.

[astonamous]

3. Ahhh, your cat loves you. n/t

[bigwillq]

4. Only five that you know about!

:evilgrin: :P :)

[seemunkee]

5. Hmmm, not one snakes on a plane joke

You guys are slipping.

[XemaSab]

6. And there's not a got-damned thing you can do about it!

[Random_Australian]

7. WHAT? a CAT caught a SNAKE? Americans, weird.... here a snake bit a cow

and it died to quickly that it's horn dug into the ground.Given the opportunity, our snakes kill cats. And dogs. And cows. And people. And Kangaroos. And birds (except the Kookabarra which kills snakes). And koalas. And wombats. And anything else you'd care to mention. And each other.

And they get freaking huge. I mean 7 foot long, poisonous as anything, thicker than your arm, snakes.

[realisticphish]

10. well

these are GARTER snakes, not 8 foot Diamondbacks or Mambas.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. These are small, harmless, nonvenomous snakes.

They are sort of cute, actually.

[Floogeldy]

8. Mmmm. Fried garter snake sandwich with horse radish.

Yummy! :)

[no name no slogan]

9. You should train it to bring you a plane, too

that way you'd have SNAKES ON A PLANE, baby!

And there's not a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it

[ghostsofgiants]

11. GOT-DAMN! THE ONE THING I COULD'VE DONE ABOUT IT!

MOTHERFUCKER!

[no name no slogan]

12. HELL YEAH!!!

BTW your sigline made me :rofl: Oh, and he hasn't put out a good record in, like, YEARS.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Hahaha, Hedges said it.

I couldn't help but steal it, because it's probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here.

[MissB]

14. Wait until they wiggle up somewhere and die in your house.

One of my cats ruined a perfectly good vacuum cleaner by bringing in live mice. He cornered them near the vacuum......

I didn't notice the smell until I turned on the vacuum.

[spinbaby]

16. Thanks

Just what I wanted to hear. And we left the cat door unlocked when we left the house this morning.

[LynneSin]

17. There are SNAKES in your BACKYARD and not a mofo thing you can do about it

It had to be done

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. SNAKES IN A HOUSE!

SNAKES IN A MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE!