Can anyone name one hooker that WON'T fuck me over?

[Deja Q]

I mean, that's the customer's job, right?

:rofl:

:yoiks:

[bridgit]

1. heehee, that is correct...

:rofl:

[Droopy]

2. Are you trying to get locked up again?

[Deja Q]

3. Again? Impossible.

I don't know anyone who's a Dominatrix... :rofl:

[Droopy]

5. lol!

You got me my second deleted post in 3 years of being a DUer in your last thread on the subject. :)

[Deja Q]

6. You mean the one with the URL in it?

I can dig it up if you'd like it back... :rofl:

[Droopy]

10. No dolls for me, man

Although I am keeping Meijer Skin Care Lotion stocked on the shelves of the local Meijer's. I'm their biggest customer for the product. I just keep telling the cashier that I have extra dry skin. ;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Sweetie pie, you have a great sense of humor.

:rofl:

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. I guess that depends...

on what your proclivities are, no? I'm sure there are are people who pay good money to be taken hard and viciously by a strap-on wielding leather mistress or a butch and muscular top, after all...takes all kinds.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

8. Unless your name is

TJ HOOKER...


and

if

you

like

old

men

like











William Shatner

[Deja Q]

9. !

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

:rofl:

[da_chimperor]

11. Copy-cat! D'arrrrrgh!

:crazy:

[Deja Q]

12. Of this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5040535&mesg_id=5040535

O8)

:D

[Ediacara]

13. Locking

This is like Deja vu. The http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules_detailed.html">DU rules are unambiguous:

Topics about sex are not permitted in the DU Lounge, although we may occasionally make an exception for articles posted from mainstream news sources.

As this was not in the news, we have no other choice but to lock.