You want to bury the hatchet?

[Zomby Woof]

Bury it so far deep they'll be pirating the copyright in Beijing come morning?

Can you hold onto a grudge forever?

I can't. It isn't good for the heart or spirit.

It drains the body too.

*tosses the first mound of dirt into the hole*

:toast:

[jpgray]

1. Yeah it was a shitty read anyway

I don't even really understand what means what in terms of this stuff anymore anyway.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Ahh yes, I remember it well

the tragic story of a teenage boy with a semi-transparent hatchet for a right muttonchop, and a miniature timberwolf in a space helmet caught in his hair being chased by an invisible plane.

[jpgray]

17. It's about young Roky Erickson's first LSD trip

[Fenris]

5. They really pimped that Newberry Award, didn't they.

What's a boy to do with wolves and hatchets on the brain?

[jpgray]

6. He reflected the sun off the award to start a fire

The book itself is a survival kit. If you draw an arrow on it and point it north it's a compass too.

[Fenris]

11. I like how the cover served as a guide for identifying wolves.

I was surprised to find out they don't generally moved around with their necks in that position.

[jpgray]

13. What, perched on the beetled brows of a willowy manchild?

[Fenris]

23. He looks a little like a Gallagher brother.

Frightening fact: that book has three (3) sequels.

The only thing I remember about "Hatchet" was that somehow the teacher followed up with "Spirit Quest." Which was kind of lame.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0590463543/qid=1145327924/sr=1-7/ref=sr_1_7/002-4855192-6780016?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

[jpgray]

25. Score one for Oasis

I read Woodsong--that one wasn't too bad.

[Fenris]

30. I read the low-rent version of that.

"Stone Fox." Made into a movie starring Buddy Ebsen!

[jpgray]

31. Boy both "Woodsong" and "Stone Fox" sound like pornos to me now

[Fenris]

32. I guess that's why we read them in grade school.

That's the only time your mind isn't completely tainted by sex.

[Droopy]

2. I ain't got nothing against you, man

You seem like a smart guy to me who can hold his own. Here's to peace :toast:

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Since I apparently missed the party....

You bet!!!!! :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

20. In the words of DUer ophimoimoi

Come, let's drink under the stars and dance with the waves... :toast:

[AirmensMom]

7. OK.

Hey, Woof! :hi: :hug:

[dolo amber]

8. I have no time/energy for internets mayhem and foolishness

:toast:

[jpgray]

10. She means me

:(

[dolo amber]

14. Your foolishness is teh secksy

:loveya:

[Floogeldy]

9. I can never forgive you for your pansy attitude about grudges.

It's over. }(

[djeseru]

12. Sure, uh-huh...

...you just want to keep GOPisEvil all to yourself.


:P

[Zomby Woof]

18. I already do!

Surely you have seen the beach photos? :P

[GOPisEvil]

19. What a fiend!

:P

[Random_Australian]

15. If I had I a hatchet, I should bury it. I will plant flowers instead.

Blandfordia Grandiflora, methinks.

[havocmom]

16. ZW, this week we have ginger orange rolls

with a hint of clove and allspice... buttery and flakey

Wanna hit of havocmom's baked sugar? ;)

[Zomby Woof]

21. That's me

Buttery and flaky. :D :hi:

[havocmom]

26. Sweet & Spicy too

:hi:

[progmom]

22. that's sweet, ZW

:toast:

[Left Is Write]

24. I have a grudge?

I didn't think so...but I do have some leftover cake and strawberries from yesterday. Anybody want some?

[AirmensMom]

33. I'll have some, please.

:9 Sounds like a nice bedtime snack.

[Left Is Write]

40. I could really go for some of the strawberries myself.

I only just ate supper 45 minutes ago (8:30pm here). My husband is at a class tonight, and I didn't take the time to eat until after I put the kids to bed.

[AirmensMom]

43. Mmmm ... fresh strawberries.

:9 I should have bought some.

That sure was a late supper! I've been munching all day long and didn't bother to have supper at all.

[no name no slogan]

27. I missed the fireworks, but I'm not sorry

Grudges are way too fucking heavy to carry around, anyway. They usually end up hurting you more than they hurt the object of your grudge.

Peace to you, bro. :toast:

[jpgray]

28. It is a shame though

Me and my grudge were gonna go drinking tonight.

[Susang]

37. Don't blame you

She's one hot chick. :D

[Crewleader]

29. I need a ZombyWoof Coffee Fix!

:loveya: No hatchet to bury....:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

34. CREW!!!!!!!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[northofdenali]

65. Hey girlfriend!!!!!

Send some Florida sunshine this way, ok? :hug:

[HEyHEY]

35. Quite spamming the board with coffee threads - then we can discuss a truce

[havocmom]

36. Wanna talk yaks?

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

38. Search the archives

I have not done a coffee thread in months. They have been very scarce.

Lots of people enjoyed those threads, but even I like variety.

[BigMcLargehuge]

39. I admit though the "Zomby cold pizza and half flat seltzer

threads" were dud.

:rofl:

Hows tricks my friend?

[Zomby Woof]

41. Almost as wretched as...

"The Zomby formaldehyde and chocolate-covered roach" threads. :puke:

Tricks are good. I am kind of bummed that "Road House" isn't on TNT tonight though.

[BigMcLargehuge]

42. LOL! It's been on no-commercial cable lately

so all the nudity, swearing, and blood is back in. I think I have an article about that flick in my journal!

Also, I'd like to request permanent retirement of the "Zomby drain cleaner and grape nuts souffle (with a side of raw bacon) thread"

[Zomby Woof]

45. GOPisEvil, Fenris, and I

We all have this orgy of Road House quote threads every time it is on. We have an unhealthy fixation with that flick. DUers ProfessorGAC and flamingyouth also have an unhealthy fascination with it.

I will go look at your article now, while I down some ZombyUnderTheFridgeLint and Silverfish Crackers!

[BigMcLargehuge]

47. ooooo save me some!!!

it'll go good with my "Zomby rancid peanut butter I found under the eaves of a haunted house"!!!!

[no name no slogan]

71. It could be worse-- it could be a "Fargo" fixation

I'm going crazy out there at the lake, y'know.

[merh]

44. I don't know what this is about

and I didn't do nuthin x(

But I brought my shovel along to help folks out!




:hug:

[AirmensMom]

46. That's some shovel, merh!

:rofl:

I don't know what it's about, either. Here ... have some coffee. :donut:

[Zomby Woof]

49. It's about peace

It's one of the things DU is supposed to be about. :-)

[AirmensMom]

50. Did someone disturb the peace?

:wow:

[Zomby Woof]

51. You keep bringing us Tennessee

And I'll keep bringing the coffee. :D

[AirmensMom]

53. That's a deal!

:bounce:

[merh]

59. Thanks AirmensMom.

:hug:

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

48. That shovel looks scary

You could show FEMA a thing or two about hard work! :hug::

By the way, I sent the Weather Service a DIRECT ORDER to spare the Gulf Coast any hurricanes this year.

[merh]

58. Thank you ZW, I do appreciate that!

And we need a sturdy shovel to dig a hole big enough for all the hatchets and hard feelings.

Thanks for the thread. :hug:

[Maddy McCall]

52. Grrr....not you at all...but I gotta vent.

But I can't vent here. Grrrr! Student papers....grrr! No citations...no such thing as global warming...three of the first five I read are plagiarized....GRRRR!

OK, now that that's outta my system...

Any hatchet that needed to buried between you and me was buried a LONG time ago.

:hug: :loveya:

When am I going to get that wedding invitation? I sing real purty--be glad to sing "Family Tradition" or "You Never Call Me By My Name" at the nuptuals. :silly:

[Zomby Woof]

54. We're looking at eloping, maybe to the Catalina Islands

Or maybe Vegas if the mood strikes us, lol.

The rings will be ready next month. Nini's soon-to-be diamonds, reset on a new band, once belonged to my late grandmother (my mother's mother), and my band was her father's - my great-grandfather, a Polish immigrant who worked as a coal miner in Wyoming. I will wear it with love and pride. :D

We'll have one helluva party afterward. Get Teena to DJ, perhaps. :toast:

[Maddy McCall]

55. Ok...*scribble scribble* ... just penciled in Catalinas on my calendar.

I'll be there! :D ;-)

You two are what's right about DU. Best wishes to you both. Tell nini :hi:

The ring sounds absolutely lovely.

[Zomby Woof]

56. Troof be told

We may only have a few family members and our oldest friends. The party will have EVERYONE.

Or maybe just do it unannounced. Our voice mail already had a lot of people fooled, lol. :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

61. Are you saying that you don't want me to sing at your wedding?

Well, I can dance, too. :cry: Doesn't that count for anything?

Don't worry--I'm such a homebody that I wouldn't even attend my own brother's wedding, if it involved a plane trip. (well, maybe for him.) :D

OK...4 outta 7 papers plagiarized now. Lord help me, it's going to be a long night.

[Zomby Woof]

62. You can show them there is global warming

By holding their asses over an open flame. :P

[Sugar Smack]

64. *hee hee*

:rofl: :loveya: Maddy!

[devilgrrl]

57. I can - it's other people who aren't willing.

:-(

[Zomby Woof]

60. If it's any help

I have never had any run-ins with you. But I understand what you mean. Just keep being you, and to hell with 'em!

[devilgrrl]

63. Thanks! :-)

:pals:

[northofdenali]

66. I got stoned and I missed it.....

:hi: ZW - :loveya::hug::loveya:

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[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

69. I thought your mom always said "if you don't like cleaning...

get SouthoftheBorderPaul to come over."

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

70. I'm curious ... to whom are you directing this?

A lot of posts on this thread, and you've only responded to people with whom you seem to have no issues. I don't get it. What am I missing?

This symbolic burying of the hatchet could be a really good thing, if it is indeed sincere.

Who is the target of this grudge of yours, and is the hatchet buried now?