Duct Tape is like the Force

[madinmaryland]

It has a dark side and a light side and holds the Universe together!!

[malmapus]

1. Can one become corrupted by using the dark side of it?

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[Bassic]

2. That's true

Plus, if you get that and a pair of longnose pliers, you can fix anything. I hear that's how Iran is trying to enrich uranium. :rofl:

[genie_weenie]

3. The Force is a scam!

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been bamboozled. The Force is a fiction that exists only in the minds of deluded Jedi practitioners. The so-called "Jedi Powers" are nothing more than cheap stage-magic tricks that anyone can learn and which violate no known laws of physics. The Masters of the Jedi Order are charlatans, preying upon your gullibility and demanding your blind respect in return.

/continued
http://pw2.netcom.com/~rogermw2/force_skeptics.html

[malmapus]

5. Besides everyone knows that true power lies down the teachings of the Sith

Jedi are weak

[genie_weenie]

6. No that's just it, the Sith are charlatans as well!

According to the Jedi Order, a few Jedi have "turned to the Dark Side." These "Dark Jedi" or "Sith" supposedly use the Force for evil. I suspect that the label "Dark Jedi" is being applied to former members of the Jedi order who have done one of two things:

1) Quit the Jedi Order so that they could bamboozle people with their charlatanry without the Order getting their "cut", or

2) Threatened to go public with the fact that the Jedi Order is a sham, thereby forcing the Jedi to declare them to be "evil" and conveniently hack them down in a light saber battle before the Order's gimmicks and tricks can be exposed.

It's all in the link!

[RubyDuby in GA]

4. Duct tape holds the world together and rhinestones make it pretty!

:D