Is you Teddy Bear Evil, find out how.

[Jose Diablo]

My Teddy Bear Is Evil

Check your bear's eyes

Does your bear have a cold, intent, glassy-eyed stare? If so, this could be a sign that he is evil. Of course, you may have an ordinary cutesy bear. But it's always better to be safe than sorry, wouldn't you agree?

...snip...

Familiars

Does your bear get on well with the family cat or vice versa? If so, this could mean the cat is a 'familiar' and this would strongly indicate that your bear is indeed evil beyond redemption.

Solution? Throw the bear to the family dog for a while.