Someone please slap me and tell me to forget her

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

...and move on. PLEASE!!!!!!

:(

[SofaKingLiberal]

1. SMACK!

GET OVER IT ALREADY!
:mad:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. You can never forget your first.

(sigh)

[XNASA]

4. She was Paul's first too?

But she told me that I was her.........:cry:

[Shell Beau]

6. She spread herself sooo thin! Don't be too upset about it!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. At first glance, I read that as

"You can never forget your fist."

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

12. ....ain't that the truth.

[Orrex]

3. If that's her on the right...

She looks disturbingly like Geddy Lee. Forget her!

[Shell Beau]

5. She's NOT EVEN worth it!!!

x(



You are MUCH TOO GOOD for her!





:) :hug:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

13. Thanks, Shell.

I hate even posting something like this...completely out of character for me. Just needed to vent. Thanks for indulging me.

:D

[SOteric]

7. No problem....

Forget her. Move on. Somewhere out there something even better is waiting for you.


Seriously. :pals:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. Thanks for the support.

I'm sure you're right. :)

[asthmaticeog]

9. Is this THAT her?

I'm sorry. :hug:

I hope you can move on soon -- you deserve someone who appreciates the magic of Paul. Hell, MY bum still smarts from it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. She'll be a lot easier to forget

than those warts she gave you.

[name not needed]

11. Speaking from experience,

making a complete ass of yourself in front of her really helps with that. If you do it right, she'll never want anything to do with you again. Ever.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. Yeah, I've done that a time or two.

I think she's too forgiving. It's not that she doesn't want me....it's just that she only want me when she's drunk. When she sobers up, she comes to her senses and starts ignoring me again. Haha, this is pathetic.

[hfojvt]

15. Is this about the

Illinois primary?

What's done is done. :spank:

[In_The_Wind]

17. How about: FORGET HER! MOVE ON! &

You're already in enough pain ~ have a hug
You'll be okay!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. Thanks!

You guys are too nice.

[Taverner]

18. Jus Fuggediboudit!

Seriously, get your mind off her. Whatever way works for you. BTW, the chemical method which I usually endorse, will not work in this case. Well it will, but afterwards it will hit you harder, so stay away from large amounts of alchohol.

A play, movie or video game would be in order. Stay away from romantic movies, in fact I reccomend horror. Teens in a cabin getting stalked by Jason or Freddy...catharsis helps.

Let me reccomend this film - trust me, it will take your mind off her...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. ...

:rofl:

Thanks, man. I'll check it out.

[deadparrot]

19. Get on with it!

:hi:

[Lance_Boyle]

20. one thing GUARANTEED to take your mind off things...

FAT MO BURGER.

[GalleryGod]

21. See MissHoneychurch's latest thread,please.

[xmas74]

24. I won't slap you.

How about a link to free porn instead? I've got them.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

25. Haha, I work from home with a high speed internet connect.

I'm all set up. Thanks though.

[xmas74]

26. You're welcome.

Most men that I know seem to think that free porn makes everything better.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. I agree....

the world's better place because of it. :thumbsup:

[Fenris]

28. Tough thing to do, Comrade.

I really couldn't move on until I reached my lowest point. Then I made some drastic changes in my life.

Frightening that she still cares about me. Ironic too, because now I'm sublimely happy.

It's okay, man. You'll get over it. Then she'll keep fading in your rearview mirror.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. Thanks for the wise words, man!

Who knew a DU thread would make me feel better?

[miss_american_pie]

30. There's someone better waiting right around the corner

but I'm not going to slap you. :hug:

[kiraboo]

31. I'm in the same boat, South. It's minute by minute for me.

I keep waiting for the day when I stop missing him, but it doesn't come. And I've definitely made an ass of myself, many times over. Many, many times. Ugh. I'm a "leave no stone unturned" kinda girl; the idea being that I will never have to wonder if I could have made it work, somehow. You have my extreme empathy.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

43. Wow, that sounds eerily familiar.

I think I'm coming up on four years with this never ending crush. How 'bout you?

[kiraboo]

45. Love at first sight for me. For him, I have no idea. He proclaimed

us "soulmates" before we'd even kissed. I believed him. It's been only six weeks since we were suddenly no longer soulmates. So we have different situations, you and I. I wish us both better, truer love. I also wish I believed it was out there. Sigh.

[KitchenWitch]

32. Sounds like you need a "cleanup hitter"

:hi:

[tjdee]

33. You're so adorable, what's her problem?

Just goes to show, there's no accounting for people's bad taste.

Whatever you do, don't listen to Elvis Costello, I think that's part of your problem LOL. I find when I'm feeling all squooshy, some music doesn't help.

I hope you don't have any Morrissey. :scared:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

44. Uh, no Morrissey for me.

I usually just listen to a CD with some loud guitars and angry vocals and that does the trick.

[begin_within]

34. Frank Sinatra sang it:

Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go,
Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go.
You got to realize this is the wind-up,
You're gonna feel much better once you made your mind up.
Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go.
So you lost your gal,
it's happened many times before,
So you sit and mope like a dope,
what's that good for,
Get a hold of yourself,
forget her,
you lived long before you met her.
There're lots of other girls,
so I say,
Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go.
Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go.
You got to realize this is the wind-up,
You'll feel much better once you made your mind up.
Don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, let her go.
Take a look around and see just what you're missing,
You'll soon forget your troubles, Joe,
if you'd only listen.
So don't cry, Joe,
let her go, let her go, Joe, let her go

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Think about yourself instead...

Someone has hurt you, and you need to give yourself the same loving care you'd give to any friend who was hurting. Cook yourself a nice meal. Buy yourself some flowers. Give yourself a hug. Surround yourself with the people who matter in your life, and give to them as you would have given to the woman who hurt you.

This will help you move on...
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[msatty99]

36. Suffer...

but at some point you have to pick yourself up and realize that you are hurting yourself and feeling sorry for yourself ...

You are so much better off not putting energy into a person who doesn't appreciate you.

Let her go.

[RetroLounge]

37. When you figure out how to forget and move on

please let me know how to do it...

RL

[jukes]

38. NO!

we love to watch you grovel; it makes us feel superior!

[bridgit]

39. *SLAP* forget her & move on dammit...

x(

[Lisa]

40. forget about her. I hear she's shacked up with MY ex. (n/t)

[BlueIris]

41. I'll be the voice of dissent here: relax and let this run its course.

You, too, RetroLounge. I don't think anyone actually smacking you is going to get the job done.

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. Good advice!

[L A Woman]

46. you will never forget her.

you'll ache and ache for the rest of your life until you die. There is no one else like her. She was the One and you're not gonna get another. You may as well move in with your mother.

Or not. :-)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

49. I think you read my mind....

[Debi]

47. Maybe this will work?

:hug:

works for me!

[Dangerously Amused]

48. If she is foolish enough to let you go,

...then she is foolish enough to BE let go.


You deserve better.


:hug:

[Skittles]

50. ENOUGH ALREADY SOTBP

I *WILL* KICK YOUR ASS

[AussieDave]

51. I'd rather just slap you

is that OK ???:o