Screw up an old saying

[DS1]

Blessed are the homewreckers

Drink this, it'll put some monkey on your back

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Bastard. I was totally making fun of you until you fixed your post.

:P

[DS1]

5. Despite the bitter irony, I changed it

_|_

[Midlodemocrat]

7. And the irony was bitter, I will grant you that.

:bounce:

[Shell Beau]

2. You look like something the hamster dragged in!

:P

[Droopy]

3. You can take the country out of the boy

but you can't take the boy out of the country.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Make like a tree, before they hatch

[Left Is Write]

6. Make clay while the rain pours.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. It ain't rocket surgery, fer cryin' outside.

[no name no slogan]

9. Does the pope shit in the woods?

[mtowngman]

10. Fool me once, shame on...

oh, never mind. Here's one of my father's favorites: Everybody has an opinion like an asshole.

[Aristus]

13. Everyone has one, and they all stink!

n/y

[Richard Steele]

11. "Let's not burn that bridge until we get to it."

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Not really an old saying, but:

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire...Chestnuts nipping at your nose...

My brother and sister and I really screwed up The Christmas Song one Christmas when we were kids, and it's a family joke now! :D

[Texasgal]

14. Let's make like a baby

and HEAD out! :rofl:

[SOteric]

15. If at first you don't succeed,

maybe skydiving is really not for you.

[mtowngman]

20. "lower your expectations" n/t

[DS1]

16. The air was so thick you could cut it with cheese

[Shell Beau]

17. If it ain't broke, break it!

:mad:

[DS1]

18. I gotta match, your ass and my face!

[SOteric]

21. ~That~

accounts for their proximity.

[DS1]

22. Are you happy to see me,

or did I just run up a flagpole?

[Shell Beau]

19. silly rabbit, tricks are for

man whores!! :o :rofl: :hide:

[DS1]

23. Sometimes you eat the bar... and, well, sometimes it's on the house

[rustydog]

24. Fool me once, shame, shame on you...fool me twice

you won't be fooled again.

or something like that.

[Shell Beau]

25. absence makes the heart grow

a beard :shrug:

[DS1]

26. One man's terrorist is another man's pillow-biter

[Shell Beau]

27. The truth will set you

on fire :nuke:

[DS1]

28. knock off of one of my favs

Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Alexodin]

37. Ask not what your country can do for you

ask what country you can set on fire.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. but first it's gonna piss you off

[ulysses]

31. hey there, alien being.

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. Hey darlin'

hugs to you, the missus and the little ankle biter! :hug:

[ulysses]

36. and to you

from all three of us. I understand things have been loads of fun on your end. Call me. :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. I've been meaning to and every time I think about it

I remember there's a 3 hour time difference and you have a little critter now :loveya:

[ulysses]

40. it's 8:20 and he's out with his mama.

:D

[DS1]

43. Thou shalt not Jack

/one of the commandments

[ulysses]

45. Genesis 1:WTF

"Thou shalt not have conversation across 1,000 miles with a lesbian who thinks your wife's southern accent charming."

[DS1]

47. Genesis 1.2.1a:WTF

It's okay to watch


alright, that might have been just my interpretion of the granite

[ulysses]

55. yes, well

I'm on the phone with nsma and you're not. :D

[DS1]

56. That's okay

I'm going to be on the phone with another DUer in a little bit :D

[ulysses]

58. hah!

Bastidge. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

50. It's in poor form to interrupt a thread jacking

Source: The New Miss Manners Abridged Internet Addition

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. PAAAAAAAAARTY!!!

Pour your bourbon, I'm ringin ya up!

[ulysses]

29. give a man a match, and you keep him warm for the night.

Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

[DS1]

44. I already screwed up that screwup in #28

:D

[ulysses]

48. apples and fires?

:D

[AlienGirl]

32. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

[Hugin]

33. What doesn't kill you only makes you wish you were dead.

I'm full of these.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

34. He who laughs last has breasts.

[blondeatlast]

38. If at first you don't succeed,

bitch, moan, and blame others/the new software.

[Hugin]

41. It takes two to tangle.

[Hugin]

42. Put one foot in front of the bus.

[mac56]

46. He who shall, so shall he who.

nm

[DS1]

49. This is my rifle, there are many like it, and this one is rented

[Hugin]

53. Drive it like you rented it.

LOL!

[Alexodin]

52. A house divided is a duplex.

[Hugin]

54. In water we rust.

[Alexodin]

57. Go ahead ask what your country can do for you make my day!

[Alexodin]

59. The object never takes the bride to be.