Boy, that Tom Cruise... He's kinda goofy, isn't he?

[RandomKoolzip]

Yeah...

[Droopy]

1. The first picture of Hubbard

is a classic messiah pose.

[azmouse]

2. Nuttier than squirrel poop!

:rofl:

[terrya]

3. He's one of Hollywood's nuttiest, that's for sure.

[no name no slogan]

4. Who?

I've never heard of him.

[Maine-ah]

5. Ugh!

It was hard not too toss the cookies while reading this story....

Hollywood actor Tom Cruise is planning to eat his new baby's placenta, it emerged today

It is the latest in a series of unusual revelations by the 43-year-old Mission Impossible star about the child he is expecting with fiancee Katie Holmes.

He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/22342268?source=PA

[Ravenseye]

10. That's a joke right?

Right?

Please?

[Maine-ah]

12. no. I'm sorry.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Actually, yes.

See my link below.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. As crazy as the guy is...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4918012.stm

[Maine-ah]

14. Oh, thankyou.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Then there's this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4636489.stm

Yet he never once says the name "Xenu." Odd, innit?

[Frank Cannon]

32. Xenu is NEVER mentioned

At least, not until you've shelled out the tens of thousands of dollars necessary to feel humiliated enough NOT to complain about having mortgaged your life for a third-rate science-fiction story (by a fourth-rate science-fiction writer).

"Pull my finger!"

[pinniped]

17. Can they charge this assclown with cannibalism?

?

[Misunderestimator]

6. At least he's not afraid to try a new cuisine.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. It's Placenta-riffic!

[Misunderestimator]

8. Placentabulous!

[Fenris]

19. "Tom, I can taste the placenta on your lips."

[Misunderestimator]

30. He started out small, with tonsils... they're an entryway delicacy.

[Fenris]

33. "Afterbirth: The Other Uterine Membranous Vascular Organ!"

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Who wants placenta?

I DO! I DO!

[Fenris]

22. Remember when Tom defeated the evil Placentar?

[Misunderestimator]

31. Ah yes, right before he smited Plancentilla

[Fenris]

34. Looks like Placentilla has been out of the uterus in the sun for too long.

:puke:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Yes!

[RandomKoolzip]

16. The Sexiest Man Alive (1989) Slows Down a Fart

[Call Me Wesley]

20. Let's see what the e-meter says:

[RandomKoolzip]

24. I'm hungry for Engram crackers. You?

"Let's Eat!"

"I'll have the Placenta Value Meal, please!"

"We gotta eat at Xenu's more often, Tom. The grub here is 'clear!'"

[Call Me Wesley]

28. No! I know what these crackers can do to you:

[Capn Sunshine]

18. It's ALL a joke, right?

Boy! That Tom Cruise! he's a master! Really had us going there! LOL LOL LOL

[rustydog]

23. Saying Cruise is kinda goofy is like saying Bush is kinda Stupid

It doesn't quite describe what it is you are trying to get across.

[pinniped]

25. His gang sets up tables on Market Steet in San Francisco offering....

Free Stress Tests.

A lot of people were lured in.

I don't know if that soup cans on a string contraption was there. Maybe it was available for the $100,000.00 donors.

I'm surprised Tom the Alien wasn't sitting at one of their tables.

Have vulcanologists found the remnants of the thousands of dead aliens yet?

Maybe they will never be found.

Maybe they all got blown out of the volcano and went into a subduction zone or something.

They will never be found.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Maybe they're not using the right kind of e-meter.

:shrug:

I dunno. But I do know that Scientology is some wack shit, bro....

[Sequoia]

26. Hey, now that reminds me of:

Stop Tom, STOP!

When Dr. Simon van Gelder of the psychiatric staff at the Tantalus Penal Colony escapes to the U.S.S. Enterprise exhibiting signs of manic insanity, an enraged McCoy insists that Kirk investigate the colony. The Captain reminds McCoy of Tantalus' excellent reputation, but McCoy is unconvinced.

Kirk and Dr. Helen Noel, the U.S.S. Enterprise's psychiatrist, tour the facility. They discover that the Colony director, Dr. Tristan Adams, has been using a brainwashing device, the neural neutralizer, to control not only the colony's inmates, but his staff as well. When the doctor realizes that Kirk has discovered his secret, he convinces the captain to try the machine for himself, to prove that it is perfectly safe. The result is that Kirk falls madly in love with Helen Noel and the two remain on the Colony as Adams' prisoners.

Meanwhile, on board the U.S.S. Enterprise, van Gelder is in such a distraught state from the neural conditioning that he is unable to explain to Spock what is going on at the penal colony.

http://soundwavs.trekkieguy.com/09.html

[RandomKoolzip]

27. "Tom! That placenta...don't! Oh God NO!!"

BLLLAAAARRRGGGG

[Elidor]

35. .

TOM!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

36. Tom Cruise knows the HISTORY of PLACENTA EATING!

YOU do NOT! YOU don't know anything about PLACENTAS! He has STUDIED it, OKAY?

:rofl: