Tombstoned haiku.

[LoZoccolo]

Delivery man
Gets mad, flicks off old lady
The train gets derailed

[LoZoccolo]

1. Election evening

Bushco wrote nasty PM
Said he who sent it

[progmom]

2. oh my.

:o

[LoZoccolo]

3. You once accused me

Of being Al From's paid shill
But look who's still here!

[Writer]

32. Thumbs up for that one!

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Toes smell like Fritos.

Woody Allen's worse than death
Who wants to rassle?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Two were really one

Right-wing hack with recipes
Sad to see his dick. :(

[LoZoccolo]

11. That's not all I've seen

Yowza yowza yowza yow
Za Yowza Yowza

[sarge43]

6. Tombstoned haiku

The wind sighs sadly
Ooops, pardon my dust

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I miss my good friend

The best DUer ever
Reinstate Dookus!

[Sugar Smack]

8. Tequilla Sunrise

Why don't women like nice guys?
They just go for jerks.

:thumbsup:

[Elidor]

9. No sempithy for

Cindy, our spocksmen, and her
Unseemly jester

[Sugar Smack]

14. .

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[RetroLounge]

10. Tombstoned haiku.

Cuban Liberal
was actually neither;
just another troll.

RL

[Debi]

13. See how long this stays up

I am a princess
you are a motherfucker
I hate all of you

[RetroLounge]

15. ...

:rofl:

RL

[Debi]

37. It's still here? Is Skinner on vaca? n/t

[rockymountaindem]

18. *sigh* memories

lol

[Debi]

38. Yeah, it's been a while.....good times.....good, good times n/t

[intheflow]

59. Her and hr husband!

:evilgrin: :rofl:

Good one! I thought about writing one for them, too. :thumbsup:

[Debi]

62. This is truly a bonding moment for some of us

:hug:

[Debi]

12. I mean this is hugh

what are you talking about
I am series1111

[CanuckAmok]

16. A histrionic,

Coarse and obnoxious Cheswick
Is no longer here

[asthmaticeog]

17. Me culinary

and redolent of ginger.
Why must they stalk me?

[hfojvt]

19. Reminds me of something

but not finding haiku that NSMA was famous for.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=334038

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. ...

Jimmy used to post
til IM pile on posse
stabbed her in the back

[jpgray]

47. A familiar stab.

She used it often on "friends"
who weren't, heretofore.

O8)

[merh]

65. Bull shit

those that say that are the ones that used the tactics and blamed her.

You want some of the pmails that I have that prove it?

[jpgray]

66. That ain't no haiku

Jimmy PMed bad gossip
about everyone.

No need to post them--
it would be hurtful to those
who hurt already.

:hi:

[Name removed]

67. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[jpgray]

68. I have nothing to hide

But she certainly does. And if you are really her friend, I would at least ask her about it before airing her dirty laundry. Private messages should be private, but if a full revelation is to be had, it will do no one any favors--least of all her.

[merh]

69. See, that is where you are mistaken

The private messages are from another here that keeps spreading the lies that he/she attributes to JJ. They are proof that the active DUer who apparently has given you the bad info is actually the one that originated the lies and spread the gossip.

It is a funny thing about lies and liars, they tell so many lies that can't remember who they told them to.

And private messages, like private lives, only remain private when the authors keep them private. When the authors blame others for their hate and their lies, they open themselves up to exposure and the publication of the facts, as contained in their messages.

[Name removed]

70. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Name removed]

71. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Marshall McClueless]

74. My God, the drama that goes on here.

I really should lurk more. This is fascinating stuff!

[jpgray]

75. I find that I'm never really talking about what I think I'm talking about

The solution may be not to talk at all.

[eyesroll]

20. Hmm...

Jane says she's done with
stalkers. I tip a 40
of coffee in memory

[Misunderestimator]

21. Hobo jumped the shark

wanted to hit a stripper
laura bush saw him

[NoPasaran]

23. All Dems must resign

Cowards all, traitors spake
The subgenius

[LoZoccolo]

24. Evidence piles up

For the Katrina MIHOP
Alert all b-words

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. No mob forced exile.

Panes of glass stand for nothing.
Paranoia rife.

[LoZoccolo]

26. Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean

Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean
Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean

_{NOTE: I was a Dean supporter through much of the primary season.}

[LoZoccolo]

27. Here are some numbers

You don't know what they mean, though
You still say "thank you!"

[Arugula Latte]

28. Donald Rumsfeld was

giving the president his
daily briefing when ...

[Sugar Smack]

29. I'm leaving DU

Doesn't anybody want
To beg me to stay

[Arugula Latte]

30. Goodbye Sugar Smack

Don't let the door hit your ass
On your way out, 'kay?

:D

[Sugar Smack]

31. BWAAAHAH!

I liked yours better! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[miss_american_pie]

34. Oh Sugar Sugar

You must not leave DU
Bereft without you.

[CanuckAmok]

33. passive/aggressive,

Not a disease 'round these parts
But worthy of praise

[Arugula Latte]

35. Oasis is the

greatest rock band that the world
has ever known. Yes.

[eyesroll]

36. I'm gonna kill myself.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Damn Colorado.

[Arugula Latte]

40. *snort*

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

45. budda-bump *crash!*

:D

[intheflow]

58. OMG!

I know that guy! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

39. I've got a question

on a medical issue
Give me advice, please

[Momgonepostal]

43. I'm not a doctor...

but I play one on D.U.
you must amputate!

[LoZoccolo]

49. Don't heed your doctor

All you need is obscure herbs
They fix everything

_{NOTE: This post is sarcastic and should not be taken as medical advice.}

[Momgonepostal]

51. My obscure cures are...

far more effective than yours.
Moose pee, anyone?

[LoZoccolo]

52. I tried that one time

Kicked by hooves, thrown by antlers
Ended up more hurt

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. Oasis earworm

Only remedy I know:
Coffee enema

[Momgonepostal]

60. Ewww, I buy in cans

direct from the tap is just
too natural for me, friend!

p.s.
Is a zoccolo a hoof?

Hey moose! Don't kick Lo Zoccolo!
Professional courtesy
should extend to hooves.

[LoZoccolo]

61. Yes, I'm Sicilian

That's how I could recognize
Scalia's gesture

[Momgonepostal]

64. Italian Haiku

E' molto dificile!
Troppe sillabe.

[eyesroll]

41. A single reply

Deleted yet pinned, mocking
This is too much to bear.

[LoZoccolo]

42. We are not far from

Assembling black box vote squad
Just need more money

[LoZoccolo]

44. Oh and by the way

I still have Clinton cigars
You want to buy one?

[Arugula Latte]

46. Newbie haiku:

You are not spelling
"moron" correctly; see it
has an "o," not "a."

[no name no slogan]

48. By the way, Ore

The real word is "SERIOUS",
not "SERIES". That was HUGH!!!111!!

[LoZoccolo]

50. She stayed up all night

To get reccomendations
For her Chavez post

[intheflow]

54. Here we go:

He started these groups:
Photo, Dylan, and Artist.
No know "no" meant no.

[LoZoccolo]

55. Hard-headed rantings

Author memorialized
Through protest sig lines

[Arugula Latte]

56. "Breastfeeding"

Why can't these women
Keep their womanly ta-tas
Firmly in their shirts?

[LoZoccolo]

57. Why do these women

Keep their womanly ta-tas
Firmly in their shirts?

[Debi]

63. Tom Cruise -

don't use ritilan
I've studied psychiatry
don't be so glib, Matt.

[CanuckAmok]

72. Happy hour is done.

that would be the ugly truth
and just recently

[eyesroll]

73. Duly noted:

There was no Liquor Bunny
Briefly, thtwudbe.

O8)


Edited to reflect a change in the facts.

[Pithlet]

76. Locking.

Gray, permanent fixture
Placed at end of thread by mod
Peace and calm remain