CNN Breaking: Tom & Katie have had their baby girl

[kpete]

7 pounds, 7 oz

Cafferty: "Is it too soon to send the kid a sympathy card?"

Up next "Hilliaryisms" (WTF)

[tallahasseedem]

1. I just saw that.

Cafferty was hilarious.

[Beaverhausen]

2. doesn't this belong in the lounge?

[LSparkle]

3. Run, Katie, run! Take the baby and get the heck away from Crazy Tom!

I feel SOOOO sorry for that girl ...

[3waygeek]

4. Who cares about the kid

what I want to know is did Tom eat the placenta?

[Jersey Devil]

5. LOL, Cafferty is a hoot!

He was on local NY news for years and I always enjoyed him.

[dorktv]

6. Amazing...I actually saw an article that was wondering if she was

actually pregnant and one of the photos I saw seemed to be a bizarrely contoured gestational abdomen.

[corporate_mike]

7. Who cares?

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

8. Just In Time For Countdown

Go Get 'Em Keith!

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. It is bad enough that irrelevant BS is spewed 24 hrs a day on cable

but it sucks that it gets carried along and spewed here as well. Have fun as you wade through the meaningless details of Tom and Katy's pathetic lives.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. Normally, I'm glad when babies are born

This time, I'm getting out our DVD of "The Omen," and thinking, really, with all that's going on with Iran, this just might be where Damien's female counterpart has entered the picture.

Have they buried Katie yet? She just rendered herself SO superfluous, didn't she?

Oy.

[UrbScotty]

11. Baby is born... so will the GOP remain pro-life for her? (nt)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. Congrats To Them. Hope Everything Went Well And The Child Is Healthy. n/t

[Shine]

21. Ditto. n/t

[GalleryGod]

30. I agree 100% I've heard enough L & D nightmares in the past 15 years.

O8) *











As if you care...my wife is a labor and delivery nursing supervisor.

[LiberalEsto]

13. Stir-fried placenta anyone?

with snow peas and bean sprouts...

[Chomp]

14. I recently

heard poor Katie referred to as The Cruise Spawn Carrying Vehicle (CSCV).

Ugh. I wish the kid luck.

[KyndCulture]

15. Loung material.

[GalleryGod]

29. Where's the "Loung" BTW.

JAFO:shrug:

[EST]

16. Certainly has me all atwitter.

[Pacifist Patriot]

17. Who? Sorry, but I recognize user names, not given names.

;)

[babylonsister]

18. I wonder if she made a peep during delivery?

Tommy would not be impressed!:evilgrin:

As a result of his antics of the past year, I could care less if I ever see another movie he's in, not that I was a big fan to begin with. He's whacked!

[sakabatou]

19. Okay, I'll give Cafferty a laugh for that line...

[ghostsofgiants]

23. "Cruise might be the only person on earth who can make Michael Jackson..."

"...Look like a normal parent."

Haha, Cafferty's pretty funny.

[tritsofme]

20. Did Tom enjoy the placenta?

nt

[Mojambo]

22. Good. I assume we won't have to hear any more about this until

the kid is arrested on his first drug charge.

[laheina]

34. No such luck.

The asshat is releasing a movie. :eyes:

[huskerlaw]

24. Suri...rhymes with curry?

:shrug:
Yeah, not liking it so much.

[gollygee]

25. Brooke Shields had her baby today too

a bit funny that it's the same day given the post-partum depression brouhaha between the two.

[dogday]

26. Tom Cruise Has Officially Spawned

so said Keith Olbermann.... :rofl:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

27. what's really sad is if you have access to the ap wire...

they sent out three alerts for this drivel

[GalleryGod]

28. A Baby Girl. Hope she's well and healthy.

O8)

[BlueStater]

31. Will we ever know who the real father is? n/t

[laheina]

35. When the kid writes her tell all book. nt

[TallahasseeGrannie]

32. Do you not realize that we

are WAY too intelligent to discuss this and WAY too cool and just so past talking about lame movie stars?

Geez.


Just kidding. It's a fascinating situation for any people watcher. Doesn't matter to me that he's a move star...it's the human drama in the absurd.

[LibDemAlways]

33. On the local news in LA the newscaster

read the carefully worded official statement that had been released by Cruise's publicist. It never said that Holmes had given birth - only that the couple had "joyfully welcomed the arrival of" a baby girl. Read into that what you will, but I don't think she was ever pregnant. Just a hunch.