why do chicken coops have two doors?

[ulysses]

[SOteric]

1. So the rooster

can slip out the back before Henny Penny1 finds out he spent the night with Henny Penny2? :shrug:

[ulysses]

3. nah...

if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

Yeah, it works better verbally. :D

[Alexodin]

2. Business in the front and a hen party out back.

[libodem]

4. Ya know why chickens don't pee?

They eat with their peckers. :)

[Alexodin]

5. Darn pecker eatin chickens!