Keith Oberman just announced that Katie Holmes

[RebelOne]

has given birth, but no sex given. Anyone else heard anything?

[xultar]

1. Girl - Suri

[undeterred]

2. Lots of screaming is what I heard~!

[Beaverhausen]

3. lots of threads in the lounge about it

why not go there?

sorry- but I'm sick of this story!

[RebelOne]

12. Well, sorry if I offended you, .

but I just heard about it from Keith Oberman. I've been working all day and am not up on the news. The story is sort of interesting because I am wondering if she was silent throughout the birth, since I have given birth to two children and cannot imagine that any woman could have a baby without screaming and cursing the man who was the cause of all her pain.

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[TallahasseeGrannie]

15. Gosh I thought this was the lounge

did I take a wrong turn?

[LostinVA]

16. Nope -- it's the Lounge

[Atman]

18. Sorry...it wasn't in the lounge when I responded to it

It was in GD. The mods moved it.

[Gabi Hayes]

5. ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x961500

[calico1]

6. You know what's kind of funny is that Brooke Sheilds

also gave birth today to her second child.

[htuttle]

7. False alarm! Turns out she wasn't pregnant at all

It was a 9lb, 4oz Body Thetan.

[DS1]

8. I'm actually kind of pissed off that Keith would give a rat's ass

[RebelOne]

10. He said he was forced to report it.

I'm sure that he doesn't give a rat's ass about it.

[Midnight Rambler]

13. Yeah, you can see the pain on his face

Simultaneously saying "I can't fucking believe this is news," and "Please shoot me know."

[DS1]

14. In that case, right on Brother Keith!

:thumbsup:

[LaraMN]

9. "No sex given." Hah! Like we didn't know that, already!

Medical science is such a boon to people like....them.:rofl:

[MissB]

19. Perfect.

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

20. It was an immaculate conception?

:scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. They can do a lot with turkey basters these days

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

25. Stop trying to turn me on

:P

[Yavin4]

21. If You Have A Witty Comeback

You gotta post fast here on DU.

[Initech]

11. I dont think there's a unit of measurement...

that shows how little I care about this shit.

[rockymountaindem]

24. I believe it was invented in the Indus Valley a few millenia ago.

The concept of "zero", as a placeholder, suggests an absence, or non-existence, of something.

I think that's the unit you and I are looking for.

[Deja Q]

17. No. I'd rather not.

[leftofthedial]

23. how does she give birth

if she isn't giving sex?