If a recipe calls for flour, can you replace it with sand and vinegar?

[Dangerously Amused]

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[NMDemDist2]

1. only if it's a Bay Area Sour dough recipe

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Heeeee!

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I do loves me some sourdough, though...

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[SofaKingLiberal]

2. It depends

If you're a reall a shitty cook, people won't be able to tell the difference anyway.

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Well actually,

...people often add sand TO my cooking. Like a condiment. Kinda brightens up the flavor, and all.





Mud pies, anyone...?

[Fleshdancer]

3. just use baby powder

it looks and feels the same so it'll probably work. :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Great idea, thanks!

Did you get that from Martha or Heloise?



:)

[reyd reid reed]

4. Only if you include equal parts

Baking soda.

Wear goggles.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Goggles?! We don't need no stinkin' goggles!

"...and this is where she added the vinegar..."

[reyd reid reed]

11. *snicker*

Hey...didja see on the Early Show this morning...Bill Nye was on and he dropped a stack of Mentos into a 2-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi...

That sucker spewed like a geyser...had to have shot ten feet into the air...

It was sooooooo cool.

Guess what I'm showin' the kids this weekend.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Oh man, I missed it!

I LOVE Bill Nye, and I would have loved to see that show. I used to watch Bill every day when I got back from my college classes. He is the best!














Note to self: Pick up Mentos, Diet Pepsi and goggles; check fire extinguisher, update will.

[reyd reid reed]

19. *gasp*

Goggles? We don't need no steeenkin' goggles!!

We're WOMEN!!!!





You CAN run pretty fast, right? At least duck and cover?

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Damn straight, sista!

Forget goggles! Ha! We LAUGH at goggles! Ha ha!















Pssst. How about a few of these instead? I mean, have you SEEN me cook?! :scared:

[Duer 157099]

24. Oh! I want to try that

Do you know if the flavor of the mentos matters, can it be the fruity ones?

and does it have to be diet, and can it be coke, but not diet?

i'm SERIES I really want to try this!

[flvegan]

6. You could, but I always go for

sugar and nutritional yeast. Tastes good, yet sets the ole insulin off in a huge way. They never notice.

[Dangerously Amused]

12. C'mere, I'll give you some sugar.

[flvegan]

13. How many..."lumps" can I have?

[Dangerously Amused]

15. You are welcome...

...to feast as you please on my sugar lumps.


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What?

[flvegan]

18. Hold on...

I need to check my dental plan. I fear that such an open invitation will surely bring a multitude of cavities, what with the feasting I'd be taking part in upon your sugar lumps.

[Random_Australian]

9. Yep. Look what happened last time I fed sandvinegar cake to a bunny rabbit

[Dangerously Amused]

17. OMG!

He turned into a giant, malevolent, saw-totin' penguin hatin' mutant bunny PEEP!


Nooooooo!!!!!


Run! Save yourselves!

[bridgit]

16. Cellmate: "...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl...

"...and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."
H.I.: "You ate what?"
Cellmate: "We ate sand."
------
H.I.: "You ate SAND?"
Cellmate: "That's right!"

:-)

[Dangerously Amused]

20. Touche'!

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"Do these blow into funny shapes and all?"

"Well, no...unless round is funny."

[leftofthedial]

21. no, but you can replace corn meal

with ground glass and sawdust.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Hmmm.

I tried that once, and everything sparkled nicely, and there was a satisfying texture... but somehow the flavor just didn't sizzle.


Hmmm ...maybe more sawdust...? :think:

[leftofthedial]

25. you can also sprinkle in some sand

but not too much