I'm only 1430 posts away from 3872! Ask me anything!

[Random_Australian]

Like the copycat? (And what does Ava think of the copycat? :P)

[Ava]

1. i'm honored!

NOT!!!


:P

;)

[Random_Australian]

2. Herk you to! That isn't what you said on AIM!

(Read: I'm spreading rumours!)
(The rest of you, no, there isn't anything going on. Just my little joke ha-ha)

[Random_Australian]

3. oh, I forgot:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Ava]

7. oooh!!! you're gonna be in trouble!

:P ;)

[Random_Australian]

8. Be quiet or I shall say the joke a second time!

[Ava]

9. you wouldn't!

:P

[Random_Australian]

11. ....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5042518&mesg_id=5042518

[Ava]

12. my choice

"OH NO" The Lounge exclaims "That's terrible!"

:P

[Random_Australian]

15. I'm sitting here stunned by your display of emotion.

[Ava]

18. my display of emotion?

*silence*

[Random_Australian]

23. Are you sitting there, head in your hands?

[Ava]

26. nope, that's the rest of the lounge

not me! :P

[Random_Australian]

28. So finally you look up and say

this? Pah! (As in of you ask how many is a brazillion in your subject. it would be funny)

[Ava]

4. oh.. so now you want to talk about what i said on AIM?

what about what YOU said on AIM?


:P

[Random_Australian]

5. Well, I may have brought up the oatmeal, but you're the one who

said what to do with it!

Who has strawberries and oatmeal? Really! ;) :)

What did you think we were talking about?

[Ava]

6. strawberries, oatmeal?

oh yeah... umm.. that's what we were talking about. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Are you a narcissist?

:toast:

[Ava]

13. Aussieboy, er, Aussieman

nah! he's just a cutie! :P

[Random_Australian]

17. Why thankyou. At least I'll assume Aussieman is me, because I'm

a narcissist.

[Ava]

19. of course you are aussieman

although i liked aussieboy better! he wasn't a narcissist. :P ;)

[Random_Australian]

20. Thankyou, but he wasn't in your league like I am.....

:P:):P

[Ava]

21. psh! i don't like narcissists

:P but i'll make and exception for you ;)

[Random_Australian]

24. Why thankyou. You are only human, you don't have the capacity not

to like me.


:hide::yoiks::hide:

[Ava]

27. and you don't have the capacity to not like me

but i don't have the capacity to not like myself either. :P

looks like we are in the same boat. ;)

[Random_Australian]

29. Ah, but can I get change for a $50?

[Random_Australian]

14. I'm too important to be a narcissist, pleb..... kidding!

Thanks for the toast, here, have some :bread:!
Stick that in your toaster and toast it!

[catbert836]

16. Is there some meaningless significance

you assign to those numbers? If yes, are you schizophrenic?

[Random_Australian]

22. Add 3 & 8 and you get 11. Add 2 and 7 and you get 9.

Put '9' and '11' together and you get.......

20!

Gasp! It was a conspiracy theory all along!

Actually, I made that up just now.

[catbert836]

25. *GASP* NO WAY IS THAT A COINCIDENCE!

:rofl:

[UrbScotty]

30. Will this affect the sanctity of your marriage? (nt)

[Random_Australian]

31. I turned 18 yesterday, I'm not married yet.