We interrupt this program with a special bulletin...

[bridgit]

America is now under martial law.
All constitutional rights have been suspended;
stay in your homes;
do not attempt to contact loved ones,
insurance agents,
or attorneys.
SHUT UP!

Do not attempt to think, or depression may occur;
stay in your homes,
curfew is at 7 pm sharp after work;
anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sector...
Will! Be! Shot!

Remain calm, do not panic.

Your neighborhood watch inspector will be around to collect urine samples in the morning.
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples...
Will! Be! Shot!

Stay in your homes, remain calm.
The number one enemy of progress is questions.
National security is more important that individual will.
All sports broadcast will proceed as normal.
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor.
SHUT UP!
BE HAPPY!

Obey all orders without question.
The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory. Relax!
BE HAPPY!

[In_The_Wind]

1. What?

:hide:

:scared:

[progmom]

2. wow

what's that from?

[bridgit]

10. home skillet, please see enigmatic's post below...

:-) but then its all like, "what the hell am i smiling about" x(

[Shine]

3. Yikes, I'm scared.

:scared:

[Sugar Smack]

4. I love that one!

:o It's too, too true.

[bridgit]

7. i know huh = EEEEK!

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

5. Jello Biafra

I've got that cut on my overnight show playlist; I manage to play it every couple of days..

[bridgit]

8. you are correct sir...

:hi:

[ET Awful]

6. Last call for alcohol.

Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
Nigger knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

[JVS]

9. I interrupt this interruption with a special bulletin...

EVERYBODY GET NAKED. IT IS TIME TO PARTY DOWN! DON'T STOP ROCKING AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!