The Rejection Hotline numbers (phone# to give to a loser)

[Bucky]

What Is The Rejection Hotline?
In a nutshell, the Rejection Hotline is a phone number you can give out if you just don't want to give out your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline recording and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest. But it's all in good fun and we hope those on the receiving end can look at it like Curt did:

"So I guess I'm one of the 'rejectees' mentioned in the L.A. Times article, because I had a girl give me the Rejection Hotline number at a bar a few weeks ago. But I'm not writing to complain about it at all. Just the opposite, I'm writing to say THANKS! Not only do I think it's hilarious, but I love that I could go on letting my buddies think I had gotten her number that night and none of them were around to give me $h*t when I made the call a few days later and heard the Rejection Hotline message... realized I've still got a lot to learn when it comes to knowing if a girl's interested or not. Thanks for the laugh and the reality-check!"
-- Curt, Los Angeles
THE NUMBERS by state:


ALABAMA
334-541-0107

ARKANSAS
501-340-3896

ARIZONA
602-230-4210

CALIFORNIA
310-217-7638 (Los Angeles)
916-733-1550 (Sacramento)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
415-356-9833 (San Francisco)
408-236-2060 (San Jose)

COLORADO
303-607-7527

D.C. (Washington DC)
202-452-7468

FLORIDA
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
305-241-0033 (Miami)
407-338-0036 (Orlando)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-273-8160 (Tampa)
561-986-0035
321-844-0033
954-287-0023

GEORGIA
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-908-7383 (Atlanta)

ILLINOIS
773-509-5027

INDIANA
317-332-0670

KANSAS
785-875-3188

KENTUCKY
270-735-1622

MAINE
Temporarily Unavailable

MASSACHUSETTS
617-861-3962 (Boston)
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
781-654-2925
978-364-8939

MARYLAND
410-347-1488

MICHIGAN
248-262-6861

MINNESOTA
612-232-1638

MISSOURI
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)

MISSISSIPPI
601-792-4440

NEBRASKA
402-827-9874 (Lincoln)
402-434-6535 (Omaha)

NEVADA
702-386-5397

NEW HAMPSHIRE
603-413-2340

NEW JERSEY
201-808-6011

NEW MEXICO
505-310-2496

NEW YORK
212-660-2245 (New York City)
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
718-971-5245
845-259-2245
914-269-4245
518-935-4012 (Albany)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)

NORTH CAROLINA
828-859-2905
704-264-2861 (Charlotte)

OHIO
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382

OKLAHOMA
918-649-1711

OREGON
503-450-9938

PENNSYLVANIA

215-618-1505 (Philly)
814-337-4101 (Penn State)

RHODE ISLAND
401-648-6543

SOUTH CAROLINA
803-358-0885

TENNESSEE
901-328-8380 (Memphis)
615-346-2800 (Nashville)

TEXAS
512-647-4813 (Austin)
972-504-6270 (Dallas)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
713-866-6249 (Houston)
210-893-7109 (San Antonio)

UTAH
801-296-7163

VIRGINIA
703-912-1725

WASHINGTON
206-376-9798 (Seattle)
Spokane - Coming Soon)

WASHINGTON DC
202-452-7468

WISCONSIN
414-243-1102

[BreweryYardRat]

1. That's cold.

Really fucking cold.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I've used it, but only on really creepy people.

If they're not creepy and I'm not interested, I just take their number. It's actually really funny to listen to, unless you were given it.

[ZombieNixon]

2. Wait a minute...the Illinois number's *my* number!

:o

[DS1]

4. What kind of loser has to rely on a hot-line rather than just

telling someone straight up?

I wouldn't even bother with someone who'd use that in the first place.

[Robb]

8. Which would work out well, I guess.

:D

[northzax]

5. the DC one is a defunct Cell Phone number

oh well.

[LynneSin]

6. Delaware isn't even worthy of their own number

:cry:

[northzax]

7. can't you just use the Philly one?

since you're in the Metro Area?

*duck*

[LynneSin]

9. Why in gods name would someone from PA go to a Delaware bar

:shrug:

It would be like driving out to bumfuck nowhere Viginia or Maryland for a party when you're right there in downtown DC