Bush** was in my state today.

[trof]

Tuskeegee Institute.
Alabama.
Unhappily I was unable to attend.
I had already scheduled a root canal and a colonosconmy for today.
I thought "Root canal and colonoscomy?
Or meet The Preznit of the Unita Stayss?
The Decider?"

Well, it was really just no contest.
I'd enjoy the root canal and the colonoscomy a lot more.
I did.
:-)

[trof]

1. This is hugh. I'm series.

Reely.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Did you also have the opportunity to chew on broken glass

and roll naked in nettles? If you could have done those things, too, passing up the pretzeldent's visit would have been easier to take.

[trof]

4. Thanks for the suggestion.

<munch crunch>
ptooey!

[trof]

2. OK. Sex thread. Mods?

I can't even get arrested in here.
:-(

[LeftyMom]

5. Sorry you missed him

He'll be here this weekend- do you have anything you'd like me to yell at him for you? :evilgrin:

[trof]

6. Yes. Thank you. Dear George**,

Please go away.
Thank you.
trof

[LeftyMom]

7. Consider it done.

That's much less likely to get me arrested on some sory of public obscenity charge than my own remarks. :)