I've discovered the ultimate vacation spot...

[Arkham House]

Watching the DVD version of *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*, I've discovered that the castle in Scotland where they filmed the "Trojan Rabbit* scene--"run away!"--has become a mecca for Pythonites, with people coming all over the world to ramble around the castle and bang coconuts together. Indeed--a local store actually keeps a supply of coconut shells, just to loan to Pythoning tourists... Well--I know what *my* goal in life is now...I won't even need to get zapped by the Blangmanche's ray to get me to go to Scotland...when the day comes--and God only knows when that will be--I'll be off, to retrieve my coconut shells...and yes--I know I need to get a life...:-(...