Gentlemen: the DU Uppity Women Men's Auxilliary needs you!

[LeftyMom]

All you need to join is outdoor plumbing and respect for Uppity Women on DU and everyplace else.

Please sign in if you would like to join.

[DS1]

1. Does pissing on a tree count?

:-)

[Hugin]

2. Yo!

Do I get a keen tee-shirt or anything?

[Random_Australian]

3. Already signed, checking in!

:):):):):):):):)

[_testify_]

4. Will you make cookies if I join?

Uppity women still make cookies, right?

[LeftyMom]

5. This uppity woman makes lots of cookies

However the current capacity of my vegan baked goods supply is somewhat below demand.

I'd be happy to hook you up with a recipe though, as auxilliary gents ought to be proficient in the kitchen.

[_testify_]

6. Oh, I'm proficient.

I just like women to wait on me with trays of cookies.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

7. Thank you for applying

You will recieve your form letter from the membership committee in six to eight weeks. :evilgrin:

[_testify_]

8. Thanks.

In the meantime, let me just say that women are pretty cool.

[Ramsey]

20. I'm better at tiramisu

Will that do?

[_testify_]

21. I love Tiramisu

I used to work in a gourmet Italian catering place making fresh pasta and we had an awesome Haitian chef named Pierre who didn't speak a lick of English.

But he let me go to town on the leftover Tiramisu :)

[jukes]

9. reporting for duty

ma'am!

[AirmensMom]

10. You're there, jukes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5050794&mesg_id=5050794

:hi:

[AirmensMom]

11. I'm signing up harleydad.

I don't think he'll mind. :D

[ZombieNixon]

12. Outdoor plumbing? Aww, crap!

I live downtown! Outdoor plumbing means taking a crap in a dumpster! x(

[AirmensMom]

13. Is that a yes?

:bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

14. Well, if you'll take me even if I refuse to pee in an ashtray,

then yes! :D :bounce:

[AirmensMom]

16. Definitely!

I can't edit my thread anymore, but I'll add you to the list and re-post it. :D Welcome! :hi:

[entanglement]

15. ...

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

17. I dunno. They didn't list my favorite Uppity Woman

Juana La Loca - Queen of Spain, carried her husband's mummified corpse with her as a memento.

Heck they don't even list Joan of Ark. Whassup wi dat?

I like uppity women... Check that, I LOVE uppity women.

But, hey, you gotta have the big ones too, not just the recent additions....

:evilgrin:

[AirmensMom]

19. Are they members of DU?

:shrug:

Are you just being uppity so you'll pass the initiation test? You passed! You'll be added to the list.

:bounce:

[dpbrown]

18. I'm union fitted, ma'am

So sign me and my plumbing up!




I hear that well-behaved women rarely make history...


:D

[ThomCat]

22. Reporting for duty.

Sorry I'm late.

I was in the kitchen baking cookies.