I'm having a shot of Jack!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

First one evah!

And listening to Elton John, Requiem for the Dead!

What's your poison tonight? :D

:toast: :bounce:

[DS1]

1. First one ever?

Wow!

My poison = Fresca, Peach flavored

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Sissy ;)

Yep...I've had Old Bushmills once on a dare from my boss (it was in his office) but never had Jack!

[swag]

2. Victoria Street Syrah and Gerolsteiner burpwater.

Enjoy the Jack.

Why I remember my 18th birthday. . .

No, I don't. Thanks to the Jack.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Good thing I'll have this thread to remind me how I spent tonight

:D

Although I am only having one so the buck stops here. How is that Syrah? Never tried it. I am a big fan of petit syrahs and get some wonderful ones from my wine club but not so much syrahs.

[swag]

15. I like it. I keep buying it. It's a bargain at the shop.

I'm a philistine on wine (and a multitude of other matters) but this one struck my fancy.

Fun to be in a wine club. Have had me some good petite as well. Somebody told me that it's a different grape, but I was in no mood to pay attention at that point.

With regard to the Jack, I applaud your restraint.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. It isn't restraint but constraint...I literally CAN'T drink another drop

of this shit!

I understand you have quite a grasp on Kudzu :evilgrin: The world needs more people who specialize in a niche :D

I don't really give a shit about the grapes, the tannins, the sweet vanilla smell myself...I just know what tastes good and don't feel a need to build a case about it...if someone doesn't agree...more for me :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You mean....Jack Daniels?

Good stuff!

Hope your back is MUCH better these days! And your mom, too!

I normally don't drink that much.....

Of course, when company comes, that's another story!

:loveya: :hug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. I think that's his last name

Got my back brace off this week so fortunately since the weather has warmed up I can wear cotton tops instead of large sweaters to cover the rigid brace I've been in. My doc says I heal faster than anyone he's ever seen. He did my back surgery a few years back...he can't believe I've taken no vicodin for this and worked almost every day. Come to think of it, I can't believe it either...in fact, this is the first drink I've had in months...amazing what a muscle relaxer alcohol is...today was only the second day without the brace and I was in the car all day...on the down side...I hope I don't throw up.

My mom is recovering yet again but has to use a walker and is on about 12 medications. I don't think she is long for the world, but given the issues we've had lately, it's been great to communicate and get them satisfactorily resolved. When she goes, I'll be complete and so will she as much as is possible. That is good.

[ZombieNixon]

4. I had a couple of shots of rum a few hours ago

but no serious drinking for a week or so. Instead, I'll listen to Irish punk rock drinking songs. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. I'm a Waterboys fan myself!

Follow it up with some Social D :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Absinthe.

:crazy:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Really?

Are you high?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Yes to drinking it. No to high.

It doesn't make you trip. It's just different than regular alcohol. It's very clear-headed and motivated, even though it has a very high alcohol content.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. I've never tried it

I have had mescal which is alleged to have similar qualities but did cause me to projectile vomit

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Mescal is just a form of tequila. No extra properties.

Physically, absinthe is kind of weird. It warms like whiskey, numbs your mouth like cocaine, and tastes like a slightly bitter Good & Plenty candy.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

50. OK....call me curious...never had it

Now I feel as though I have not lived!


(I'll survive that feeling, btw)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. Do you realize this thread started an online duel in it's copycat?

For shame!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

70. No. I don't...and I probably won't go look :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

75. Don't worry. It ended on good terms.

We drew fake swords, bayonets, martial arts moves, and then Random_Australian had to go to lunch.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

76. I lied...I found it

[Dangerously Amused]

6. A free Diet Coke and Artie Shaw's "Diga Diga Doo."

Oh wait, it just changed to Bach's "Brandenburg Concerto No. 5." (iTunes on shuffle.)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Better than a diet coke you had to pay for :)

and if you follow that up with a polka I will be proud

[Dangerously Amused]

138. Here you go:

Are you proud? :7

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. Tap water and LZ's "In Through The Out Door".

It's a riotous evening at the F'nbroke trailer, lemme tell ya.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. That's my all time favorite Zep album...critics be damed

I'm Gonna Crawl is one of the best freakin' blues tunes around, and learning that All Of My Love was about the death of Plant's son made the song more rich for me.

Loved the cover art too...one of Hipgnosis' finest.

I'm Gonna Crawl ....exactly what I might do when this shot glass is empty...I am such a lightweight..

[Lady Effingbroke]

16. It is my favorite LZ album as well.

Although I think "Hot Dog" is goofy - but it is supposed to be goofy!

One of the may reasons why ITTOD is such a great album.

LOL at your "I'm Gonna Crawl" comment - I'm not much of a drinker either and I can drink all the water I want as long as I pay the rent - it's "all bills" in my lovely trailer park!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. It may be a trailer park but if it's YOURS that's what counts

YOu may be short of funds but if you're rich in your soul...it's a great survival tool...being long on funds and short on soul is no great shakes no matter how much those long on funds may think of their bankrupt selves

[Lady Effingbroke]

25. Thanks, NSMA.

I really appreciate you replies. Yes, it is a very inexpensive way to live.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

57. Feeling good is free!

:toast:

[bigwillq]

9. Good for you!

Enjoy it! :hi:


You deserve it! :hug:

I am still at work so it's only Hawaiian Punch for me right now! :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Hey! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch!

ok...how about a smooch! :loveya:

[bigwillq]

13. A smooch is just perfect!

:loveya:

Just what I need right now.

Work has been killer. I need a shot of Jack! :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. You can have mine!

I have now proved I can do it...don't need another...here's a :hug: to go with the kiss!

[GOPisEvil]

20. I was out earlier. Since I was at an Irish pub, I had a Harp.

No sissy American pint either - Imperial, dammit!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Wow! You're awfully butch tonight

:D I went to the Yardhouse in Long Beach and had an Old Speckled Hen with a friend before I came home :D

[GOPisEvil]

24. If I was really butch I'd have had a Single Malt Scotch.

Old Speckled Hen? I'd laugh just ordering it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. I did

but not for the same reason...now go have a single malt scotch...PROVE YOURSELF BABY!

[GOPisEvil]

37. I don't have any in the house.

:cry:

Now tequila, Jim Beam, Bombay...those I have. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

48. Used to like Bombay years ago

now if I even smell it I feel like I got hit in the head with an axe!

[GOPisEvil]

49. It makes a hell of a martini...or several.

Or so I've heard. *hic*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. Gibsons, dammit

gibsons

[GOPisEvil]

54. I don't have any little bitty onions...

...but I do have olives.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

63. Sorry....onions not olives

now get your happy ass up and go get me some! You never know when I am gonna drop in on you...you need to be prepared! Oh...and get some good toilet paper too...none of that econo single ply shit...K? My ass can't stand another chapping!

[GOPisEvil]

68. Hey, I'm Greek. I'm required to keep olives in the house!

Oh, I am a double-ply man. Quilted Northern. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

71. I feel all cushy now

but the fact that you're greek scares my ass :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

73. No problem - we play for the same team, remember?

And I'm from Athens, the Spartans were REALLY into that.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

78. OK...

my anal sphincter just relaxed hearing that...but not too much :D

[GOPisEvil]

83. As opposed to what other sphincter?

:rofl:

On THAT note, I'm heading to bed to contemplate multiple sphincters. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

89. Don't forget the lotion

[Lady Effingbroke]

23. mmm...Harp...

:toast:
have you ever tried Young's or Samuel Smith's? GOOD stuff!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Never tried those! I'll have to give 'em a whirl.

This was Harp on DRAFT, too! :beer:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. Water and Twilight Circus Dub Sound System

Volcanic Dub

[Elidor]

27. Have a laugh while you're at it

http://www.cleave.blogs.com/GodWill.mp3

A dirty gospel song. I promise it won't destroy your bookmarks like that Camel Toe song did.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. I still laugh when I think of that!

I will check it out in a bit...right now I gotta go get this taste out of my mouth!

[jus_the_facts]

29. Rot Gut....ugh....hey....

...can I have that unused Vicoden?! Havin' some pains tonight and sure could use some. x(

:hi: :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. Sorry darlin! I didn't even bother to take the script

here's some love instead :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

44. Sigh...ahh well that's much better anyway....

....Thank You because I really needed some o'that instead! :hug: :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

52. You got it, girl!

[enigmatic]

30. Iced Green Tea

and I'm listening to (and uploading) Mr. Scorpio's new show for the statin that airs tomorrow.....but Jack sounds good:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. still can't get him or you on my browser

you're gonna have to walk me through this someday...i feel so robbed!

Here's your shot...don't stare at the ice, there's a subliminal message in it! :evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

46. Dammit, I was going to E you on this

Expect one tomorrow, and hopefully we'll get this straightened out.

That looks good; to hell w/ the tea!:thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

69. To hell with all tea!

Jacks all around! Good...remind me to check my email then :D (sometimes I forget :D)

[tatertop]

32. wine vinted from a cuvee of Wisconsin varietals

Malloy on the radio

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

42. You make your own?

Mally is always a good choice

[tatertop]

47. Not yet. I am still working on brewing mead.

Watch that Jack, it sneaks up on a person.
Yes, Malloy rocks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

53. It's doing that now

:D

[tatertop]

62. How much Jack you plan on drinking?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

66. One shot

as a tribute!

[tatertop]

74. Is the shot done? Can we do a 'tele-shot'?

You could lead and we could all do a shot on
your command via the Internet: a tele-shot

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

80. ready...set......

[tatertop]

88. you fooled me!

I already sucked my shot
(I have no hard liquor so I
did a shot of vinegar).

Let's go again :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

90. OK ready.....set.....

sucker! :evilgrin:

[tatertop]

94. Oh boy, that makes TWO big vinegar shots for me

I will make a note to not mess with you
in the future (you whomp me up too hard).

Have you downed that ONE BIG shot yet?
(That probably would not get a sugar ant high ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

95. But it would get me high..and now that you've had 2 shots..can I call you

douchebag?

[tatertop]

96. shhh... my cat reads this stuff

she is of pure heart

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

109. Dios mio!

Sorry :D

[tatertop]

112. ok ok ok ok

Did you drown that shot yet?
Does one shot actually affect you?
I am a very heavy drinker;
one shot would not fill my big toe ;)
(I love that big toe reference.)

Anyway, how are those cats?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

114. I downed the shot...I am a lightweight...the smell affected me

the cats are fine :D

[tatertop]

120. your cats will watch over and protect you

Where cats rule, evil does not dare enter

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

124. I think they steal my breath while I am sleeping

[Left Is Write]

39. How does Jack feel about that?

I'm drinking a Dancing Bull Cabernet. It's so-so.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. I didn't ask. Sometimes I can be so damned insensitive to Jack!

So shall I now call you "Dances with Bulls?"

[Left Is Write]

45. Maybe...

sounds better than "Drinks With Bulls"!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. Of all the things one can do with a bull that sound bad

drinking and dancing are pretty low and mild on the heirarchy :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

58. Oh, yeah. Definitely.

A specific action comes to mind...

:scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

61. Aw;.....jeez!

Now I gotta go wash my hair!

[Left Is Write]

65. I think I have to wash my brain.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

82. it's good for you

[texas1928]

56. Big Red.

That is it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. Had a bottle of that last time I went through Texas

It's right down there will Blue Bell ice cream for me...but hey! It's your drinky drink!

[texas1928]

81. WHAT?!?

Blue Bell is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

136. LOL!

EVERY Texan says that

[GOPisEvil]

60. You are from Texas. If there was any doubt, such doubt is no more.

Mmmmm...sweet caffiene. Makes a hell of an ice cream float, too.

[texas1928]

79. And it makes a great cake too.

MMMMMM.

Big Red Cake

1 white cake mix
1 can Big Red soda
1 large pkg. strawberry gelatin
1 16 oz. pkg frozen strawberries

Frosting~
1 8 oz. Cool Whip
1 cup milk
1 small pkg. instant vanilla pudding

Method~
Bake the cake as directed on the box.
While cake is still warm, poke holes with the end of a wooden spoon.

In saucepan, bring to a boil;
Big Red Soda, gelatin and strawberries
Pour over cake

Let cool.
Top cake with frosting.
Keep cake refrigerated.

[In_The_Wind]

64. Coca-Cola with Lime

:hi::loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

84. safer to commandeer that trike!

Just don't put the lime in the coconut

[In_The_Wind]

86. I would never do that but

I do put coconut in my coffee. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

92. I don't monkey around with my coffee

that's blasphemy! :D

[merh]

72. How the hell can you get so many posts in such a short time

span? You must be a beloved DUer ;) :hug:

I'm drinking water, with a twist of water - straight up too. :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

85. I typed fast....

I don't drink water...fish fuck in it :evilgrin: I think the clubs are in the mail...saw the Muffinator today...I'll believe it when you get them...but I did see them with my own eyes...hope you like 'em

[merh]

97. Fish don't fuck in my water

it is pure!

I'm not sweating the clubs, I'm just working my ass off in the hopes of one day being able to take time off to find a golf course again.

And just plugging along with the hopes of getting things back in place.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

115. I thought a little game of concentration on the greens might help

and how do you *know* fish didn't fuck in your water :evilgrin:

[merh]

121. Cause it is pure, I tell you, I know these things.

Concentration on the greens would do me a world of good.

One day, one day soon :)

thanks kiddo! :hug:

[shugah]

77. hi NSMA!!

you shouldn't drink that nasty jack stuff! on the rare ocassions that i drink whiskey it has to be jamisons (and yes, i do drink it over ice), and it's for sipping, not shooting.

as far as this eve, a nice glass of cabernet with some sibelius in the background.

:toast: nice to see you here!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

87. It was in tribute

Never tried it....I usually drink Sobe, Lifewater and Shasta sodas...or an occasional glass of some nice red or another...rare drinking day here...it was indeed nasty but sentimental ;)

[entanglement]

91. Howdy, NSMA!

:toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

93. Hey!

Thanks for the popcorn! It will kill the taste! :D

[entanglement]

99. Actually, the popcorn is in my sig line so it comes free with my posts

You're a cardinal point on my moral compass, dear NSMA. A TRUE liberal. :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

131. What a sweet thing to say

Thanks! :hug: It's always nice to see you as well

[Capn Sunshine]

98. How could this be?

You mean to tell me I've never talked youinto a shot of bourbon? I must be slipping.

Tequila, I remember. Sake, yeah. But never bourbon. Huh, imagine that. BTW if you get a taste for it, move into the good stuff:



and what the hell kind of Elton John tune is THAT?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

101. Now I know what to get you for Xmas...a bottle of that

and the Yellow Brick Road CD...:D


tryin to get me drunk?



pervert!


That's why I love you...btw...we're thinking Dodgers game around June...wanna go? It was Catzie's idea!

[Capn Sunshine]

102. Oh yeah, I'm in.

say when and where, strike that, I know where

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

105. What if it's not a home game

:D....although I suspect we'd all meet prior anyway...Catzies is starting a new job monday so we gotta let her get settled in...in the meantime...I'm gonna hit up some of my LA clients to see if we can score some good seats!

[Capn Sunshine]

141. If it's not a home game, make it San Diego

not a bad drive

[Zomby Woof]

100. HELL YES

My drink of choice. It always agrees with me. Must be my Tennessee roots... :D

Sorry I couldn't meet with you today... Nini and I are still cleaning up, and the place still has that fresh paint aroma, so we're Super 8ing it one more night. :toast:

Here's to absent friends! :bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

103. Love ya man...and I had a good time anyway

you'll meet my pals next time and I am sending you a PM as we talk

[Zomby Woof]

106. Excellent

I will have to have you try the Jack Daniels Single Barrel, which is smoother than a silk sheet on a mirror. It's good for sipping... and has less of that smokiness which most people associate with the product.

Will eagerly await the PM. :D

[havocmom]

104. Red wine

How's ya doin?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

107. Really great

see my response to California Peggy above...my back is improving...my mom is improving and overall I am back to my usual state of contentment and joy...the interruption is over

[havocmom]

108. Vewwry good!

If you are brimmin over with spunky, I could use a hit ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

110. Pushes spunky through puter

Yes..I love my life again...I'm fine with my circumstances and my future even got better this week professionally and personally...

[havocmom]

113. Way cool.

Hope you are squeezing in some fun along with the success! Will shoot you a package in the next day or two.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

116. Cool! Lotsa work...decent amount of fun

and even having fun with the work....had a defense atty cracking up today while she threw all her money at me!

[ornotna]

111. Spaten for me....I'm on number two

I'm listening to Melissa Fair & Irritable Tribe of Poets - Truck Driver's Daughter.




Enjoy the Jack. :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

117. Enjpy the spaten

I like a good one...some are so sweet they leave a nasty aftertaste

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

118. Rum 'n' Coke. Enjoy the Jack, it is pretty smooth stuff.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

125. It's been a while...now I am drinking

tangerine flavored LifeWater...yummy stuff

[fishnfla]

119. humboldt grown

:thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

126. Goody on you

[Spider Jerusalem]

122. Stella Artois...

had three, all done with alcohol for the evening. Now I'm having a glass of ice water to chase the liquid B complex I just took (I'm all about preventive medicine).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

128. See above...I graduated to a vitamin drink too :)

[mykpart]

123. Jack Black Label

The best sippin' whiskey there is! If I still drank, I would join you. Have one for me!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

129. Can't...one was the limit :)

So I had THAT one for you as well as the in tribute to my Jack drinking friends!

[DoveTurnedHawk]

127. First One EVER?

You're slipping, T. :D

:hug:

DTH

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

130. Really...truly...first one ever!

So I'm slipping :D How are you?

[DoveTurnedHawk]

132. Great!

Keeping busy, haven't been around here for ages, but I thought I'd peek back in and see what's been happening.

We should get another summer BBQ going, that would be fun!

How are things with you?

DTH

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

133. They've been a bit crazy but are good now

Mom had a heart attack...I had a car accident and ended up with a compression fracture in my spine...then mom was in kidney failure and now we're on the mend...it's all good

[DoveTurnedHawk]

134. I Am So Sorry!

I'm glad to hear both of you are on the mend, but I am so sorry to hear that you've been going through that, and I feel so clueless and lame for not knowing or being there for you. :-( Please let me know if there is anything (belatedly) that I can do.

:loveya:

DTH

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

135. No worries, man...I had your number too

probably should have called but didn't...thanks :loveya:

[leftofthedial]

137. rum and fruit juice

cran something or another

one more and it won't matter

[jukes]

139. kool filter kings

y i HATE them & the tobacco industry!

[merh]

140. So how much Jack did you drink?

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

142. one shot

How much water did you drink? :D