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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:57 PM
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In a restaurant, don't stare back at people who stare at you...
...particularly if you're feeding your spouse/mate/concubine/prostitute/whatever your food with your fork. :eyes:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:38 PM
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1. I say stare back.
And follow up in a loud voice with "What the fuck are you looking at?" Keep staring back the whole time.

Now, that's living, man.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:45 PM
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4. Right there with ya!
Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 11:46 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:49 PM
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5. I support and applaud you, nsma!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:00 AM
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6. Accolades to you, Floogeldy
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:42 PM
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2. I only have eyes for

my dining companion!
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:45 PM
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3. I say wink at 'em!
And see how quickly they look away!
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:44 AM
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7. If there is a story behind this post,
why are you not sharing it? :shrug: Some of require our daily dose of vicarious amusement from the internets...
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:31 AM
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8. My favorite reply?
'Take a picture, it lasts longer!' Then I stick my tongue out at 'em!
Suffice it to say, I don't get many second looks...:rofl:
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