Hey, guess what? I GOT MORE PEEPS!!

[ZombieNixon]

:evilgrin: BWAHAHAHA!!! I'm not doing anything to them now...so for those of you outraged by the untimely death of Pete the Peep, this is you chance to submit ways in which Mom and Dad Peep might try to avenge the demise of their little hatchlings. However, the Managment has decided that it will most likely end in vodka and a lighter, but other than that, anything goes!! :evilgrin:

[mykpart]

1. Did you get them half price?

And have you tried nuking them for about 2-3 seconds in the microwave? Mmmm!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Free! One of my friends brought them over just now!

:D And I've tried nuking them for a minute! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

3. Just do what I do:

bite their tiny heads off

[ZombieNixon]

4. But that would involve eating them...

and I hate the taste...but they're just so much fun to subject to the laws of nature! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

5. Have you tried setting them on fire?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

6. That's probably going to be the grand finale.

Soak a peep in vodka and then ignite! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

7. sugar burns without an accelerant

[ZombieNixon]

8. I know.

We just want to get the Peep drunk first! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

9. how very friggin' considerate of you

just don't waste the grey goose

[ZombieNixon]

10. Pah! Grey Goose is too good for Peeps.

He gets the cheap Skol crap.

[In_The_Wind]

11. have you noticed something

we are the only ones who seem to be interested in your peeps

[ZombieNixon]

12. The peeps deserve more, damn it!

:grr:

[tjwmason]

13. Thankfully we don't get those over here

They look like the most grotesque things on the planet - so any manner of torture (apart from sending them to England) is fine by me.

[billyskank]

14. Holy cow mason

You are online early! :hi:

[tjwmason]

15. No earlier than usual.

But bitchy compliment about my nocturnality graciously accepted :hi:

This place is so much more interesting than work - there's not much of a contest.

[billyskank]

16. Actually I got confused by the post timestamp

I am still seeing all times in GMT. I thought "tjwmason on DU at 9AM - wow!"

But actually it was 10AM. :)

[tjwmason]

17. What a silly-billy.

:P

I found it confusing at first, but now I'm used to transposing the hour.

[Skittles]

18. whatever you do to those peeps I am doing to YOU Zombie

YES

[ZombieNixon]

19. You're gonna dunk me in vodka and set me on fire?

:wtf: :P

[tjwmason]

20. Just as long as she takes pictures and posts them in the Lounge

I don't see a problem with that. Aren't you willing to undergo a minor dash of pain for the greater good of our amusement?

[ZombieNixon]

21. No.

The only good pain/amusement combo is other people's pain and my amusement. :evilgrin:

[Debi]

22. Yeah, right

You...against spanking :spank:

Whatever :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

24. I'm the one on the right.

others -> :spank: <- me :evilgrin:

[Debi]

35. That's not what Herk told me n/t

[ET Awful]

23. That's Peepicide dammit, you're a peepicidal maniac!

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

25. Peeps are the scourge of mankind! They must be stopped!

:grr:

[ET Awful]

26. Okay, you and your fanatical war on peeporism.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

27. You know what?

I think this a war we can actually win! }(

[ET Awful]

29. Nonsense, for every peep you kill, you increase profitability for

that peeporist organization that calls itself Just Born, Inc. They just increase production, and soon the world is overrun by the peeporist onslaught.

[ZombieNixon]

31. Why do you hate humanity?

:P

[ET Awful]

34. I don't, I just fear the onslaught of the Peepish hordes that may arise

as a result of your endeavors. :)

[motely36]

28. I want more pictures!

The first ones were great. :)

Maybe you could feed one to the birds and take pictures of the birds pecking away at the peeps...

Just a suggestion :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

30. Hmm...

:think: :evilgrin:

Fun With Peeps: Episode III - Mom and Dad Peep Strike Back is currently in pre-production. Tentative release date is in two weeks. :evilgrin:

[seemunkee]

32. Have you seen the Peep gun?

http://raptorgirl.livejournal.com/391144.html

[AllegroRondo]

33. Blender

mix one package peeps with
1/2 cup Mr Pibb,
crushed ice,
and vodka.

Enjoy!

[ZombieNixon]

36. OOOOOH!!!

:evilgrin:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

37. You must see Peep Surgery!

http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html

There are multiple pages. Enjoy! :toast: