Make a sports team name sound funny

[Oeditpus Rex]

by changing the first letter.

Example: the Chicago Gubs.

:rofl:

[Swede]

1. The LA Codgers.

eom

[In_The_Wind]

2. The New York Hankees

[Floogeldy]

6. Ha ha!

:)

[In_The_Wind]

12. *taking a bow*

Thank you, Floogeldy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Good'un!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

19. Thanks OR. How about them New York Bets. eh

[SeattleGirl]

24. Bravo, Joani!

:applause:

[In_The_Wind]

30. see what happens when I'm up past my bedtime

without a smoke break

[Broken_Hero]

3. hmm...

The Houston Pastors?....to corny? The Chicago Fools?(Bulls)....hmm, the Seattle Searations?...

[KitchenWitch]

4. San Francisco Wiants.

[reyd reid reed]

5. San Francisco

Gnats.

And where's a good raspberry smiley when I want one?

Pfthththththththththth

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. You were sposta change

the first letter.

RTFM, dammit. x(

This is as close to a raspberry as DU has: :P

[reyd reid reed]

25. What...you expect me to follow INSTRUCTIONS?

That would be....well...it would just be....

Me?

ConFORM?

I only LOOK like a mild-mannered soccer-mom wanna-be. It's a disguise...in reality, I'm CONTRARY. And proud of it...so There.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Yup... and if you run through my stop sign

at third, I'll fine your ass — whether you're safe or not.



See, I'm the Decider. :P

[reyd reid reed]

31. Yeah?

Promises, promises...

[Left Is Write]

7. The Minnesota Bikings

[Left Is Write]

9. and their compatriots, The Minnesota Schwinns

[Floogeldy]

13. You changed more than the first letter.

You went phonetic. CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Left Is Write]

21. Yeah, I changed the first sound instead of the first letter.

But you have to admit that Schwinns goes well with Bikings!

[Floogeldy]

23. OH YOU!!!!!!!

:banghead:

[deadparrot]

10. The Mighty Fucks of Anaheim.

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. We have a winner!

[SeattleGirl]

26. Bwahahaha!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Green Bay Yackers

[Ava]

16. The Gamecocks

sorry, can't think of a name funnier than that!

[Floogeldy]

18. Lamecocks!

:)

[u4ic]

17. The Toronto Maple Laffs

[Floogeldy]

22. You changed more than the first letter.

Please re-read the rules before responding again.

:spank:

[u4ic]

27. Rules...schmules...

:P

(which translates into... I didn't even bother reading beyond the title ;) )

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. #%$/^&!+}_|\

(Which translates into... Most people don't.)

[u4ic]

35. #$e(r*&^e(*&%e_r*^

which translates into do I get expelled? :yoiks:

or spanked? :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. ¶[/|\]_-_-_°o•0•o°þ

which translates into Expelled, unless the spanking comes first.

[u4ic]

41. >>|>>%<<~!!

and I ain't telling you what that translates as ...

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Then I guess

I'll have to fill in the >>|>>%<<~!! my own self, huh? :bounce:

[u4ic]

60. I think that makes things

a bit more interesting...don't you??? ;-)

[u4ic]

62. You're very unlucky

you got the >>|>>%<<~!!

I had a MUCH more interesting message in Cyrillic (which didn't show up x( )

[Oeditpus Rex]

67. Yeah, that bugs

I've wanted to paste some Russian a couple times, but it won't do it. :grr:

[u4ic]

71. Is that the new lingo, "paste"?

Does that mean "top off"? Snog/have nookie with? Or the more literal - glueing someone to the wall? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

75. Well... no...

I just meant it as in "copy and paste." :blush:




Gadz, I'm a geek.

[u4ic]

85. "I've wanted to paste some Russian "

Don't tell me that doesn't sound like some kind of code, comrade!

[Oeditpus Rex]

92. Nyet!

I was just relaying a message from a couple of friends.





Spasi'bo.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. The Atlanta Graves

[SeattleGirl]

28. The Portland Brailblazers

:P

[aaronbees]

61. Seattle DuperSonics

:P so there! :)

[SeattleGirl]

68. I love it!

I was trying to think of a name for the Sonics. I love yours!

[aaronbees]

70. haha, thanks

as a Blazers fan looking at this past year's accomplishments, I actually thought Portland FrailBlazers would fit :D But yours works quite nicely too :)

[SeattleGirl]

72. Frailblazers! Why the heck didn't I think of that!

I love it!

[regnaD kciN]

77. After a couple of their players got busted trying to pick up...

...underage girls at a local shopping mall, the Seattle Sports-Talk station renamed them:

The Portland Jailblazers :evilgrin:

(Although that really is changing more than one letter.)

[SeattleGirl]

82. LOL! God one!

But bad on the TB dudes!

[Shine]

32. The Ohio State Fuckeyes.

:D

[u4ic]

34. !

:rofl:

[fishwax]

43. The Tampa Bay Fuccaneers

[mwdem]

36. Many, many years ago, my daughter, who's now 31, called the

Yankees and the Phillies the Hankies and the Fairies. She also insisted that KFC was Fucky Fried Chicken. Go figure....

[mwdem]

37. Many, many years ago, my daughter, who's now 31, called the

Yankees and the Phillies the Hankies and the Fairies. She also insisted that KFC was Fucky Fried Chicken. Go figure....

[SeattleGirl]

38. The Detroit Zions

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

40. *snicker*

[SeattleGirl]

50. Like that, huh?

:spray:

[XemaSab]

42. Sacramento Wings

[fishwax]

44. The texas Bonghorns

[fishwax]

45. The Chicago Shite Sox

[reyd reid reed]

46. I can't believe I'm saying this...

But it's appropriate more times than not...

The Chicago Flubs











:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. You STILL ain't playin' by the rules!

I guess you don't think you have to touch all the bases, either. :eyes:



Besides, they fuckin' won tonight, didn't they? x(

[reyd reid reed]

54. Now, you know my rules rule...

And that would be....

Break every one you can. And then add one more.

Except in baseball. Baseball's sacred.

And yup...they sure did. But I ain't gonna rub it in.

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. It's okay

We'll be at your place smack in the middle of September — when it means a lot more.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

57. It's a date

Meetcha at Wrigley...for the sweep. Right field bleachers. I'll bring my broom. You can bring the dustpan to gather up all the little pieces...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

58. And you can bring a big spoon

to EAT ME!

:grr:

[reyd reid reed]

66. Yeah, well...

Slurp....





:evilgrin:

[laheina]

47. The Modesto Nutz

If you have a dirty mind, then it's pretty funny to begin with. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. I'd forgotten they changed their name

They were the A's for so long, and before that the Reds.

But that is their name. Wha'd you change? (Besides the 's' on the end.) :shrug:

[laheina]

59. I didn't change anything,

because I thought that it sounded funny already.

Did I mess up your game?

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. Nah

At least you went on judgement.

Some people don't even bother with the rules. :eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

73. Lalalalalalalalala

:insert whistling smiley that I don't have here:


*smoooch*





And I love you, too.


:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

76. Are you trying to lip-bribe

the Dude Who Makes the Arbitrary Rules?





Keep tryin'. Every dude has his price.

[reyd reid reed]

79. Damn right, I am

Now...are you gonna cooperate or am I gonna hafta hunt you down and find something else to bribe you with?

[Oeditpus Rex]

84. Like what?

A ball autographed by the last Cubs club to be in a World Series?






Yeah... that was a cheap shot. I'm ashamed of myself.



Not. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

88. Oh, you're just ASKIN' for it...

And one of these days, if you're not careful...


:spank: :spank: :spank:


September. Broom.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

51. The Deadskins

And the Oreos

[SeattleGirl]

56. LOL!

Deadskins!! :rofl:

[Va Lefty]

108. The Washington Foreskins

[leftofthedial]

53. The Denver Fuggets

funny thread!

Even if I am a cynic . . .

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. Meh

You can be a cynic and still have fun with it.

And "Fuggets" is like the second-funniest one yet. :thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

64. story of my life

:rofl:

[u4ic]

69. The Calgary Plames

made up of ex-undercover CIA agents...

See? Even C(heney)'s name is on fire!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. I'm diggin' the political references

"Washington Deciders" in the other thread rocked too. :thumbsup:

[Seabiscuit]

78. Self-delete

I hadn't noticed someone else already thought of the Tampa Bay Fuccaneers.

[Seabiscuit]

80. The Florida Darlins

[Seabiscuit]

81. (for Hankee fans): Boston Red Sux

[SeattleGirl]

83. I'm not a Hankee fan, but I love it!

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

86. The San Diego Dolts

The official name is San Diego Chargers, but the idiot local sportscasters are fond of calling them the "Bolts", short for Lightning Bolts, the symbol on their helmets.

On second thought, why not the Baltimore Dolts?

[SeattleGirl]

87. There you go!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

90. And the Chicago White Pox?

Don't scratch, guys. :D

[SeattleGirl]

91. White Pox????

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

93. I was thinkin' White Pox

and Red Lox.

But that made me all fushimmelt. :crazy:

[Oeditpus Rex]

89. This one's for Random_Australian

The Sydney Kwans. :D

[SoCalDem]

94. Philadelphia Beagles

sue me..I added a letter:P

[Beaverhausen]

114. Philadelphia Phrillies

I added a letter too!

[SoCalDem]

95. Los Angeles Bakers..n/t

[SoCalDem]

96. New York Mangers..for the Fundies out there..n/t

[no name no slogan]

105. Add two letters to the front: NY Derangers

could be interesting

[Jazz2006]

115. Or New York Bangers n/t

[Seabiscuit]

97. Milwaukee Sucks

[Arkham House]

98. The Oakland Bs

[XNASA]

99. San Francisco 69'ers. nt

[Dangerously Amused]

100. Tampa Bay Devil Gays.

Detroit Pigers.

San Diego Madres.

Colorado Cockies.

Cincinnati Beds.

Chicago Tubs.

Atlanta Craves.

[Dangerously Amused]

101. Buffalo Jills.

New York Pets.

Cleveland Drowns.

Los Angeles Slippers.



St. Louis Hams.

Green Bay Jackers. (hee hee) or Hackers.

Dallas Sowboys.

Phoenix Nuns. or Phoenix Runs.

Miami Teat.

Los Angeles Fakers.

Houston Lockets.

Utah Razz.

Washington Gizards.

Chicago Dears.

[Dangerously Amused]

102. Anaheim Mighty Fucks.

San Antonio Campage.

New York Gangers.

Houston Zeros.

Syracuse Brunch.


=whew=

:7




Edit: Oops, deadparrot got the jump on me upthread with the title name. Sorry!

[no name no slogan]

103. Cincinatti Mangles

Okay, it's two letters, but it works kinda.

[no name no slogan]

104. The St. Paul Taints

n/t

[dr.zoidberg]

106. New Orleans Aints.

So I broke the rules, sue me!


While I'm at it, I'll post an old favorite.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

107. Los Angeles Flippers

Los Angeles Fakers
Charlotte Sobcats
New York Snicks

[KamaAina]

109. Cincinnati Feds

new unies are dark blue suits and dark sunglasses, manager wears a wire in his ear and uses it to call the bullpen which then sends the reliever to the mound in a dark four-door sedan.

Team is involved in many close games which go 9-12 (innings, that is).

[Bombero1956]

111. 4 words

The New York Spank Mees
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Dangerously Amused]

118. : )

:applause:

[book lady]

110. Detroit Wed Wings

[ceile]

112. Houston Sexans....

Well, ya know, David Carr is quite the hottie!!!

[bluestateguy]

113. I don't talk to Dodger fans

and Kirk Gibson was lucky.

So was the whole damn team that year.

[Oeditpus Rex]

119. Luck always plays a role

in winning.

And Gibson wasn't lucky, he was well-informed. The Dodgers' advance scouts charted Eckersley's tendencies, so Gibson was looking for a back-door slider — and got one.

[Jazz2006]

116. Toronto Blue Gays.. n/t

[Jazz2006]

117. Boston Ruins.

okay, omitting a letter rather than replacing it, but ...

:rofl: