(bats her eyelashes) What's a... what's a MINGE?

[Writer]

Like, what does it DOOOOOO???

:think: :eyes: :think:

[Capn Sunshine]

1. well

There's a brazillion involved

[Writer]

2. You... y'mean like this???

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian MINGES were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[XemaSab]

3. IBTL!!!

[Writer]

4. Does that mean I need to look somewhere to find it?

:shrug:

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. IBTL!

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

18. ???

IBTL?

:shrug:

[petronius]

5. It's "The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm"

according to the Urban Dictionary...

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'Spasm chasm'

:rofl:

Who makes up this schlock?

[petronius]

13. That one may be entering my lexicon

Not for everyday use, perhaps, but I'm sure it has its place...

:)

[Writer]

9. I get spasms when I stick the handle of a metal spoon into...

an outlet. Is that the same thing??? :o

[petronius]

11. Exactly the same - except by "outlet" you mean ... and by

spoon you mean ...

(Damn - all this electrical talk makes me want to spoon an outlet right now...)

[Writer]

12. Oh MY!

:wow:

Okee dokee artichokee!

[Nicole]

8. IBTL

:toast:

[Writer]

10. Whoever said we'll ever reach the state of TL?

Huh? HUH?!??

[SofaKingLiberal]

14. Maybe a few pics will help clear up the confusion.

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I'll post them later.

[Writer]

16. Yes... please provide pictures AND diagrams...

Be sure that there are no words missing.

THANKS! :hi:

[Nicole]

15. I have faith in the lounge

It will happen. :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

17. You're terrible.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[terrya]

19. Locking

Inappropriate