33 Percent Approval Haiku:

[Arugula Latte]

spent cherry blossoms
drop ever downward, downward
so go Bush ratings

Republican king
now stinks like steaming yak turd
festering in sun

the Fox is wiley
but not even that Fox can
shore up the boy turd

[XemaSab]

1. Nice seasonal indicators!

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

2. muchas gracias!

:hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. mine

two thirds think you suck
that's no majority dude
get the hell out now

or

if 66 per
think your heads up your own ass
ain't it up your ass?

[Arugula Latte]

4. hee hee

Very descriptive! :thumbsup:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. LOL---Creative!

:rofl:

:applause:

[alarcojon]

6. OK

twice as many hate
as like your sorry behind
chimpeach while iron hot

[Arugula Latte]

7. The juxtoposition of "behind" and "iron hot"

gave me a mental image of Dubya gittin' hogtied by 'Murkins and receiving a big "Impeach" brand on his ass.

:thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Bush haikus-how appropriate!

Our Fearless Leader
He won't hear our opinions-
That's why he's fearless.

[Tyler Durden]

9. Mine I think is more accurate.

One third likes him now.
You think he really cares, huh?
Guess again, Sporto.

[anarch]

10. 33%

One in three people
Still support this idiot?
What is wrong with them?

[Tyler Durden]

11. A nation is held hostage

The Right in decline.
A Nation is held hostage
At the whim of fools.

[swag]

12. .

Laugh at the loser
Holden gets a new pony
The joke's still on us

[KamaAina]

13. Two of three people

know the truth about Bush**. It's
his dead of winter.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. My contribution...

Mandates blur into
Headlines. Rovian schemes fail.
We'll invade Iran.

[blondeatlast]

15. Three yet onto three,

Blindly, you fail a nation,
Those damn liberals!

[EstimatedProphet]

16. The question we keep asking, answered:

33%!
Who the fucking hell are they?!
Shitheels and racists.