Strange question: How do you want to die?

[Cannikin]

I'm a pilot at heart, I'd like to go in a small plane crash.

[Richardo]

1. Old age.

My favorite Maxwell Smart line... :D

[FarLeftRage]

2. Painlessly and quickly

but I doubt that'll happen...

[Scout]

9. I'll second that. n/t

[azmouse]

3. Do I have to decide now?

Or can I wait about 50 years? :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Like my grandfather, peacefully and in my sleep...

Unlike the passengers in his car. :evilgrin:

[Coventina]

17. Careful with that joke.....it's an antique!

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Hahaha

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

5. I want to control my death when the time is right.

I have no more fear of death than I do of falling asleep at night. What I really fear is life as an incapacitated senior in an understaffed nursing home.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Suffocated between a pair of voluptuous thighs.

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. I'll have to make sure my hubby goes that way *lol*

[TimeChaser]

7. By ninja

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Of happiness

[bridgit]

10. in my sleep...

[Beelzebud]

11. I want to lie in an open field.

Just like Jim Morrison. :D

[mdmc]

12. I would be assassinated in my second term of being President

of the USA (if I got to chose). At least I would get to rule the world!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. Pulled out to sea by a marlin.

On waterskis.

[windy252]

14. Wow

deja vu. I actually asked myself this question the other day. I still don't have a good answer. Hopefully not too painful, though.

[TheBaldyMan]

15. sexual exhaustion at a perverts' convention

[SofaKingLiberal]

16. Flash-frozen and smashed into a million pieces with a sledgehammer.

[Capn Sunshine]

20. that actually sounds very cool

but then again, happy 4-20.

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. .

[Capn Sunshine]

26. That's the greatest smilie I've ever seen

:applause:

[Capn Sunshine]

19. In the saddle at my 110th birthday party with the stripper

I'm not greedy

[leftofthedial]

21. in some way that does not invalidate my life insurance benefits

[leftofthedial]

22. shut up and die like an aviator

[swag]

24. Being gunned down in a hail of bullets while jumping my explosive-laden

chopper off a ramp into a massive tank of very explosive stuff, thus sacrificing my own sorry ass to create a tremendous blast that will delight the neighborhood children while also causing extensive property damage.

[Blue_Tires]

27. some way that leaves nothing left of me to bury/cremate

[wildhorses]

28. do not take this the wrong way

raptured

[Dangerously Amused]

32. I know of only one way to interpret it.

Not sure if it is the "right" way or the "wrong" way. So what is the right way?


(Not trying to be snarky, just honestly do not understand and wish to learn. Thanks.)

[Nicole]

29. In my sleep

after a long, happy life.

[Ava]

30. fast and painless

in my sleep

[Orsino]

31. Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 95. n/t

[LeftyMom]

33. Reasonably secure that my work in life is done. nt

[Random_Australian]

34. If I don't get to live forever, then first be have the leftymom idea that

I am secure in knowing my life's work is done, and THEN fly 600,000 nukes into a large, earth threatening meteor. None of that sissy spaceship and attempted return BS - I want to be a kamikaze, but I'm not supposed to kill or damage humans, so a meteor is the next best thing.
meh.

[reyd reid reed]

35. I'd like to die in my sleep

And...since I live on coffee and don't get much sleep at all...