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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:25 PM Original message |
This evening, an attempt was made on my life. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. Sporks are truly dangerous in the wrong hands. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. And extremely pleasurable in the right ones. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. ... |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 12:41 AM Response to Reply #1 |
33. They'll take my spork when they pry it out of my cold dead hand! |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. You had me, until I saw the sporks... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I had you at "This." |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. fucking sporks man, i'm telling'ya... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. They can't be trusted. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. heehee, you said, 'rosicrucians'... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
4. That is most distressing |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:46 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. OMG did U see *~*IT MAKES ME SAD TO BE IN THE SUN*~*'s bulletin? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 09:02 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Perfect |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. I very much hope |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:41 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. ouch |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. What DS1 said. |
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tuvor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. Don't fucking do that! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:53 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. Dude, I was just minding my own business. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. Did they scratch your tongue?? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:54 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. I thank the heavens they weren't brandishing splades. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 09:27 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Those could cause serious injury! |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
12. Have you been whistling? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:57 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. Why yes, "Dixie." |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
20. please call me |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. ...just don't call you late for dinner. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
22. The one looks like an old friend of mine from the old neighborhood |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 09:32 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Hey, he ran with the sporks, he gets what he gets. He knew the risks. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
26. It has been found that if you hit someone hard enough with a Spork, that |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:03 AM Response to Reply #26 |
35. You are a true adept. |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 01:18 PM Response to Reply #26 |
60. a |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #26 |
62. Jack Bauer. |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. I TOLD that fucker Lear that runcible spoons would lead to this! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:04 AM Response to Reply #27 |
36. Oh! Untimely death! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
28. That was a rollercoaster post... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:05 AM Response to Reply #28 |
37. Yes, good thing you didn't post something snarky. |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
29. Fuckin' soup all over me.... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:06 AM Response to Reply #29 |
38. They're the dribble glass of cutlery. |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. Sporks don't kill people. Only people kill people! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:07 AM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Not true. |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:41 AM Response to Reply #39 |
47. Oh, so you want to get technical about it, huh? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:01 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. I only seek clarity. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-20-06 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
31. SPORK WAR! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:08 AM Response to Reply #31 |
40. I prefer not to relive the old DU spork wars, thank you. |
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MsKandice01 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
32. I prefer to say Foon instead of Spork |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:08 AM Response to Reply #32 |
41. If you're eating at a buffet, do you use a buffoon? |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 04:31 AM Response to Original message |
34. Utensilists! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:10 AM Response to Reply #34 |
42. PC creeps like you take all the fun out of bigotry. |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:17 AM Response to Original message |
43. I knew it was bullshit when you said the perps were in custody. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Bite me, suburban girl. |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 01:20 PM Response to Reply #43 |
61. especially |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:24 AM Response to Original message |
44. That's it. It's time for meaningful plastic cutlery control laws |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 07:32 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Charlton Heston and his jackbooted band of goons have far too much power. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
49. What? You down wit' KFC? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:33 AM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Spork tha po-lice, spork, spork, spork tha po-lice! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
50. Oh, calm down. Someone alerted on your post, that's all. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:33 AM Response to Reply #50 |
53. I find it disturbing how you always have all this inside info. |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:38 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. I find it disturbing how melodramatic you can be. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 12:17 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. This is really too much to bear! |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
51. Dude, the sporks aren't as dangerous as the Taco Bell refried beans |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:34 AM Response to Reply #51 |
54. Is refried like being born-again? |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:39 AM Response to Reply #54 |
56. They have bumper stickers on their tiny bean cars: |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
57. Vicious animals. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 12:06 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. When sporks are outlawed, only outlaws will have sporks. |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
63. I saw the one 2nd from the left forkin' around down by the tracks..... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-21-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. Forks and spoons all in one? Just ain't natural. |
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