Landover Baptist Hate Mailbag!

[supernova]

I was looking for something similar to our hate mailbag and what to my wondering eyes should appear...

Have you ever read the hate mail over at www.landoverbaptist.org? Here's a sample just from March. (I took out people's names.


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Your site is not of Jesus Christ, Calling people out of their names and saying the things you say are from the pit of Hell. The Lord rebuke you, You are an insult in calling yourselves Christians. I pray all of you get saved, repent of your ungodly ways before you die in your state. Acts 2:38. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. The BLOOD OF JESUS is against you devils.I hope you don't have to remember these words in hell. Acts 2:38. Be ye Holy for I am Holy saith the LORD. ( you luke warm people will get spit out of God's mouth. Remember you have been warned. May the Lord have mercy on all of you.

xxxxxx

It is people like you that give Christians a bad name. Did not Jesus say “when you do unto the smallest of my creatures it is as if you are doing unto me”. You have tortured a bunch of “rabbits” in front of children. You need mental help and a reaffirmation of Gods love. In my opinion you are no better than all the other fanatics bastardizing there religion.

xxxx

your stupid for writing something about a great movie like The Ice age just because bible don’t say anything about and ice age don’t mean it is not true so you all have to shut your fuck'n mouth and stick it up ur ass fucker

xxxx

Please forgive me, i have to ask this but is this website serious or an elaborate joke?

xxxx

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I AM SORRY, BUT, I WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I SAW THE PICTURE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SITE OF A WOMAN IN A THONG. THAT DOESNT SEEM LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE ON A CHURCH SITE. MAYBE I MISUNDERSTOOD. BUT, I STILL FEEL IT IS INNAPPROPRIATE. I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE CHURCH THAT IS SPONSORING THE CRUISING FOR JESUS CAR SHOW IN GILROY THAT IS COMING UP. THANKS GOD BLESS

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0306.html


edit: I sure hope that guy found the CRUISING FOR JESUS CAR SHOW IN GILROY. :rofl: :rofl:

[Bassic]

1. Some of them appear to think that the guy is serious.

Do they not see the obvious sings that this is mostly satire? Check out hte bumper stickers at the bottom of the page. Hillarious.

[supernova]

2. both the left and the right miss the point entirely

Here's one from from one of us (evidently not a DUer, but probably should be)

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I hope you all fucking die. If pushing a tampon inside you is a sin, then what of that small ass christian penis that was inside you when you got knocked up by your pastor, or hell even molested as a child. Quit punishing the intelligent and provocative with your insecurities. Just because you can't find truth in this world, does NOT mean that you have to spread the 'word' of the Lord as the definite and almighty truth. You are fucking ridiculous. Find something more to do with your time, go suck horse cock, or something that actually proves fruitful.

Jason Michael Churchill

California...HOLLYWOOD!!!!

That is right Hollywood, where all the fuck-ups live.

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[Bassic]

3. He did miss the point by a fair margin.

But at least his intentions were noble. ;)

[China_cat]

And he signed his name

which few, if any, of the so-called 'christians' are willing to do.

[Bassic]

5. That's true.

But hey, theys got's to be careful, what with all them Fags runnin' 'round with all their agendas and shit. :sarcasm:

[Crazy Dave]

4. Sex sells

It's okay as long as it's to their advantage. Here's a few banner ads from the site




Edit: After posting I went back to the site. I never heard of it before but it has to be a joke and/or spoof website. Right?

[Bassic]

6. The t-shirt is hillarious.

This site is kind of like the onion isn't it? You have to blink a few times before you get the point.

Satire is good for the soul I say.

[supernova]

7. Same people behind www.whitehouse.org

Whoever this is is brilliant. B-)

[hyphenate]

8. I was confused for a moment

in this thread. For some reason, I was thinking Westboro Baptist--Fred Phelps' group. Now that I realise you're talking about Landover, it's funnier. Not so funny when you think of the rabid right gay-bashing, hateful assholes at Westboro.

[donheld]

9. "i thing you are jewish....

only jew could make fan of church, God and bible" :rofl::rofl:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0206.html

[NewJeffCT]

10. WWJD Thong - LOL

that's funny. That site has been around for years and it's good to know it's still around.

[Deep13]

11. Doctors seek to repair humor gene in Evangelicals.

They need vitamins so they can get more irony in their diets.