Bluebear, you're in luck. We located Pierce Bush: DU Exclusive interview

[SammyBlue]

Pierce Bush, as you all know is named after the Silver Douchebag since her name is Barbara Pierce Bush. This family's so intelligent they keep rehashing the same names:

Prescott Bush
George HW Bush
Geroge W Bush
"Jeb" Bush
George Prescott Bush
Barbara Bush
Pierce Bush

But we found good ol' Pierce in his normal location early in the morning:

Yes. Good ol' Pierce is passed out, drunk in a bathroom again, just like his dimwitted uncle:

The Chimp in Charge

Let's try to wake up old Pierce to get an interview!

Yep, he's awake. Now, Pierce. . .can I ask you a few questions?
Uhhh. . .sure. We're my vodka?
SB: So, Pierce, how are you doing this morning?
Oh, I'm hungover. I figure being a C- student who's drunk with a stupid smile will make it easier for me to become Presidentified.

SB: Bluebear. . .
No, I nailed some chick last night when she was passed out at the Frat house.

SB: What?
No, I've never had Bluebears.


SB: It's balls, you idiot, Blueballs!
Why would my balls turn blue? It's not cold in here!
(bleeped out cursing)

SB: Moving on, you halfwit. Bluebear of DU.com wants to know your opinions on trading with China.
I would never trade China. It could break.

SB: I mean the country, retard!
Oh, that China. . .I thought you meant. {giggle, snort, burp)/ Well, China is a chinese thing, and I support my uncle's chinese thing, even though he's married to a woman and not Condalezza Rice. So I wrote this article, well, it wasn't an article, it was a letter that a newspaper picked up. In my letter, I wrote that it wasn't right to flag burn and protest a war that my family is fighting.

SB: But you're not fighting it.
I support my uncle because blood is blood and water is water and alcohol is good in the morning.
SB: Uh huh. . .any other turds of wisdom from an asshole such as yourself?
What was the question?
SB: China?
My family has enough China, thank you.

SB: Dimwit, go back to sleep!

SB: Good, this is Sammyblue giving DU an exclusive look into the Bush family offspring. I can safely agree with Oliver Wendell Holmes. 4 generations if imbeciles is enough and two generations of imbeciles in the White House are too many! This is Sammyblue signing off before. . .oh no. . .

SB: Shit, it happened again!!! Thanks Bush Family!!!

[Swamp Rat]

1. Here ya go SammyBlue:

:D

[SammyBlue]

2. Poor Alfred E. Newman. I am an avid Mad Reader!!

True though. . .what, Pierce worry?

[CoffeeCat]

3. I cannot tell you how...

...distressing it is to see all of these Junior lookalikes running around.

Pierce is a clone of Junior. It's utterly sickening.

It's like evil clones from which we'll never escape--because they keep reproducing!

The world does not need one more thug from this family.

I've noticed that the "family" rolls out Pierce frequently. He was highly visible
during the 04 campaign. I'm sure they believe he will help them control what's left
of the world--once he hits 35 and can run.

These people are like insects!!! Make them go away!!!

[Bluebear]

4. bwahahahahahahahahaha

:toast:

[FuzzySlippers]

5. That was very, very funny! Thanks!

:rofl: