i have something to say about the "spork" thread

[LSK]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:P

Any more false alarms like that will be dealt with in a similar manner.

[Sugar Smack]

1. This thread makes baby Jeebus cry.

:spank: :spray:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Oh, how clever!

But I have to hurt you now. :mad:

[LSK]

3. dont use a spork please

I hear they are seriesly dangerous! :scared:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Ha! A spork is too good for the likes of YOU.

I will do you in with sharp cheese!


En garde! Prenez garde de ma arme mortelle de fromage !













(Loose translation: I am about to kick your ass! Beware my lethal cheese weapon!)

[dr.strangelove]

4. Do you think the jury would convict me

not if there were any Lounge Lizards on the jury.

[asthmaticeog]

5. So let me get this straight...

...I post something clever, so you post something old, tiresome and dumb?

You have some odd ideas about revenge. :P

[LSK]

6. no, you cried wolf

And it is not old and tired, it is the basis upon which existance of the lounge is required.

:P

[asthmaticeog]

7. The Brazilian joke is a metaphysical primary?

A scary thought, one that turns all of cosmology and philosophy on their heads. :wow:

[LSK]

9. maybe I should create a new religion based on it

Im sure I can snag Tom Cruise.

[asthmaticeog]

10. He's pretty well sewn up.

But I hear Crispin Glover might be the seeker type. He might be JUST the spokes-freak you're looking for.

[LSK]

11. no no, once hes heard the brazilian joke, he will be hooked

I mean just look at all the lounge lizards! :P