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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:31 PM
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WILL PITT IS ON TV NOW!!! TUNE IN HERE!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”





























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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:33 PM
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1. Vash you dickhead
:grr:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:34 PM
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3. ....
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:hide: :yoiks: :hide: :yoiks: :hide:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:34 PM
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2. I knew it
Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 12:34 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
and I still clicked. :evilfrown:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:35 PM
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6. That is the foul temptress known as the Internet.
Ever gotten a link and just known that it was going to lodge a virus or spyware on your machine... but you clicked it anyway just to see what it was like? Yeah, me too. x(
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:38 PM
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13. Yup.
I'm a total Internet sucker. Damn beyatch World Wide Web. She's a tease.

x( x(
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:34 PM
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4. no you dih-un't!
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:36 PM
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9. Oh yeah I did!
:three snaps up:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:54 PM
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24. oooh -- i'll read you like the new york times!
two double snaps and head toss!

get back now!
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:34 PM
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5. Fuck you! I actually believed you!
:grr::grr::grr:

:D
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:36 PM
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8. Yeah, I have a feeling I have a lot of profanity headed my way.
For what it's worth, I'm doubled over in laughter over it. :D

Yes, I know I'm a total ass. :evilgrin:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:37 PM
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11. I started laughing, too.
Man, I fell for that hook, line, and sinker...

:grr:

:rofl:
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:35 PM
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7. I see that I'm not the only "sucker for Pitt threads" here.
Why is it I'm relieved? :shrug:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:37 PM
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10. It's like a support group.
You are safe here, little butterfly. :grouphug:
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:38 PM
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12. I can only blame myself.
Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 12:38 PM by WeRQ4U
However, you are of the worst ilk.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:38 PM
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15. :bowing: Thank you very much! Thank you!!
:rofl:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:38 PM
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14. Fucker
:rofl:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:39 PM
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16. .....
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:39 PM
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17. I hope you will be soundly punished for this action.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:40 PM
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18. Spankings and oral sex?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:41 PM
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19. I said *punished.*
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:42 PM
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21. LOL
:rofl:
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:41 PM
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20. You jackass!! Dammit...I fell for it again. n/t
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:42 PM
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22. Join the club....We have t-shirts.
"Vash the Stampede tricked me and all I got was this fucking t-shirt"

:grr:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:43 PM
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23. dumb
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:05 PM
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25. YOU are sick and wrong.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:05 PM
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26. hey!!! thats my job!!
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:09 PM
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28. Congrats! You've been outsourced!!
Just one more job no American would do! :rofl:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:08 PM
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27.  Ya rat bastid...
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:09 PM
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29. Nooooo! Not again.
Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 01:10 PM by CottonBear
:( :( :( :( :(
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:33 PM
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30. What? Is everyone done hating me already?
:kick:'in it up a notch.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:34 PM
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31. You suck!
:P
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:39 PM
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34. Why thank you!
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:38 PM
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32. 1. Vash you dickhead
That bares repeating

LOL :rofl:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 01:39 PM
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33. You're right - it does
Vash you dickhead!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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