You can tell when it's shit time at DU

[graywarrior]

It's like diarrhea of the keyboard around here in triplicate, sometimes.

I'm getting SHITfaced, fuck it.

[Droopy]

1. And might I point out that you are contributing to the problem

If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the problem. :P

[graywarrior]

2. I am a problem.

Try to solve me.

[Droopy]

3. I'd give it a shot for $100 an hour

That's what the pros charge.

Here lay back on the couch and tell me your worries.

[graywarrior]

4. I'm worried about the laying back on the couch part.

[Droopy]

5. LOL!!

I'll wave the fee if you do that.

[graywarrior]

6. Well, depends on how droopy you really are.

[Droopy]

7. Droopy is a state of mind

I can show you the way. It does not involve Viagra. Focus your inner being and become wilty. It's all a part of the path of least resistance. You must be flexible.

[graywarrior]

8. In a few minutes I'm headed out for Bikram yoga and a 1/2 hr

of meditation. Does that count?

[Droopy]

9. Groovy

Do it to it or do it before it does you. That's my motto. Rock on. That'll be $100. PM me for my Paypal account number.

[graywarrior]

10. The checks in the mail.