8000 Posts!!! Give me a dollar!!

[ZombieNixon]

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bigwillq]

1. WOO HOO!

Congrats on 8000! :toast:
:bounce: :hi:


Do you want that in pennies or nickels?? :shrug: :P

[ZombieNixon]

5. Farthings, please.

:P

[bigwillq]

12. Sorry I don't have any of those

to give you at the moment.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. North or South farthing?

[ZombieNixon]

25. West Farthing, please.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

West farthing is not an option.

So just forget about it, ok?


:P

[ZombieNixon]

32. Well, can I at least get the Old Forest?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. No, and if you continue on like this I'm just giving the North Farthing

no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

[ZombieNixon]

41. Whose butt?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Alright.. no Farthing for you!

You get the upper left hand corner of Mirkwood and that's it!

[ZombieNixon]

45. Yeah, well, can I still have your butt?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Everyone has an obsession with me butt!

All the girls at work grab it, and I've been snapped with towels more than once. Why does everyone love my butt? I must admit it is rather nice, but still! :crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. New question..

What are you going to do with my butt? :o

[ZombieNixon]

59. It's mine now, so that's really none of your business.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. I never said it was yours.

I just asked what you would do with it.

[ZombieNixon]

62. I appropriated it.

Wolf property laws #1: If I like it, it's mine. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Oh really?

Good to know. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

77. Wolf Property Laws #10:

If it's broken, it's yours. You have been warned. :spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. No!

You'll just buy cheap booze and women. :o

[ZombieNixon]

4. Eew! Whatever I can get for a dollar, I don't want.

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I was thinking more along the lines if you got a dollar from everyone

who posted in this thread.



So it would be more like 8 dollars. :P

[ZombieNixon]

13. Good god, I can't even get a six of Newcastle with that.

:wtf: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. So?

It's not like you any standards or anything.





:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Excuse me?

Who's the one who threadjacks with anyone? :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I threadjack because I'm friendly.

Unlike you. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

30. Oh?

Then why do I threadjack? :shrug: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

Because you're cantankerous?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

47. Why would a cantankerous guy threadjack?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. To feel loved?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

50. No, just to bring others down.

:P

[LaurenG]

3. Yay!!!

:bounce: :toast: :applause: :woohoo:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Where's my dollar!

:P

[Ariana Celeste]

6. Right on dude.

I don't have a dollar. Will you take pennies and nickels?

[ZombieNixon]

8. As I told Will...

I want it in farthings. :P

[Ariana Celeste]

11. Oh snap

That's not an option at the moment. Do you take Mastercard?

I *can* do that.

[ZombieNixon]

16. Yes, give me your credit card number, address and SSN

and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. :P

[Ariana Celeste]

29. Alright, I'm totally willing to do that.

:dunce:

[ZombieNixon]

36. Oh, yeah, this is my friend Ezekiel.

He's from Nigeria. He has a bridge to sell to you. :P

[Ariana Celeste]

54. Oh man! I *need* a bridge!!

[bigwillq]

17. Who the hell

has fathings just laying around to give to you?!?!?!? JEEZ! :P

[ZombieNixon]

20. Don't you people use farthings anymore?

I tell you, this country's been going downhill ever since they gave dogs the right to vote! :grr:

[bigwillq]

26. DOGS!

What about the kittens?

Do kittens have the right to vote? If not, there's going to be some pretty pissed off Lizards! :P

[Random_Australian]

9. Here you go:

$1


Now herk off you herking slacker! ;) kidding.

How goes 8000 land?

[ZombieNixon]

14. It's a lot like 7000 land,

except the booze is better and the women, too. ;)

[Random_Australian]

19. Uh huh. I'll be there soon!

I was on 2000 last sunday, how many do I have now?

[bigwillq]

21. 2763

Post whore. :P

[Random_Australian]

31. I'm just a post "Serial Monogamist" THANKYOU! ;)

:P

[ZombieNixon]

22. -6

Something weird happened, I guess. :shrug: :P

[Random_Australian]

27. Yeah, they saw your ugly face and ran away!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I feel like a rindomness contest. The Cuneiform watermelons won my last one to easy.
I challenge you to a randomness duel!

[ZombieNixon]

44. Yeah, you ever wonder if life is nothing but a gigantic message board?

On which we are nothing more than smileys? Yeah, me neither. My nose itches. OMG!! There's an accident in the street...no, no, wait, it's just gas.

[Random_Australian]

51. But, in continuing your rather clumsy squid analagy,

it were to indeed rain Giant Squid, from where would we get the political centre?
Hopefully from some kind of half gorilla, half pronoun mixture, and then sell the remaining profit at a loss.

But yes, you're right. Never on a wednesday.
In fact, we should ban Wednesdays.

[ZombieNixon]

58. You know what I miss?

No, why would you...you're not me...are you? You better not be, because wouldn't destroy the universe. Yeah, I think so, since one of me can't do it, two must be able to. Let's join forces...but wait, you're Australian, so you'd cancel me out. Meep! :scared: Awa' wit' ye!

(Oh, and for DU randomness...nothing beats this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5014306&mesg_id=5014306 :evilgrin:)

[Random_Australian]

Hmmmmm loathe am I to concede a fight, but I shant hurt your feelings

by out weirding you. *ahem*


P.S. that one is pretty clever........ so clever in fact you could stick ears on it and call it a weasel.

P.P.S. Let's Dance! *draws katana*

[ZombieNixon]

67. Naked time!

All wet! MEEP! (Mental images are bad! :evilgrin:) Then pants time, then food time, then nap time...or maybe full on sleep time...no probably not, because weekends are for herking! :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

68. *stabs you with katana*

That's what you get.

Make up silly sayings.

Throw me an orange and I'll step on an apple.

[Random_Australian]

70. g2g herkface!

[Random_Australian]

71. g2g herkface!

[Random_Australian]

72. dupe.

What are the chances, I deliberately post something twice and the second dupes!

[ZombieNixon]

73. Sorry, I'm immune to kilts.

:silly:

(Dude, I can go on and on...seriously.)

[Random_Australian]

74. Are you still doing the weirdness contest? I thought that stopped ages ago

!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anyway, back to the strange sayings
Let's think above our hair.
Show me the clowns mouth.
Teach a new dog to tap dance.
Tit for an anthropomorhic autonomous collective.

[ZombieNixon]

75. Told you I can go on and on.

:D

And naked time has been replaced by food time. Leave me, prole. :P

[Random_Australian]

78. uh huh, if I had the time, you'd have nothing. Allow me to re-iterate:

Eat my anthropomorhic autonomous collective, we say no cantaloupes, thou shalt not want deep fried babylonian cuneiform from the 11th century Irish term meaning "servant of Patrick" that was a key term in differentiating Irish and Welsh cultures, herkfaced herkathlon.

Go remove a chinese doll from the pharoah's principal enuch's former roommate's favourite niece's hat's pawpaw.

I like parsley.

[ZombieNixon]

80. Truly, you will never understand how to random with panache.

Yes, that's right, "random" is now a verb. And why not? Everything can be a verb. In fact, you can make adjectives into verb. As I pronounce thee, let it be true, the walls of my roome are no longer white...the walls, they white. White, I say, as in "right" as pronounced by a two-year-old or a garderner with a peg leg and a speech impediment. I would so want that guy to tend my garden...in a totally non-sexual way. You and your dirty mind...honestly, some people's children. :eyes:

[bigwillq]

28. It's because he's Australian.

:P

[Random_Australian]

Well, that made as much sense as a hamster in a tumble dryer.

Would you mind explaining your magnificent logic, O Mfferkenheimer One?

[bigwillq]

40. Well in Australian don't the toilets

flush in the opposite direction then here in the states? :shrug:

So, it's natural that your posts count will go backwards as well. :P :)

[Random_Australian]

42. No. They don't.

Direction has more to do with the shape of the tub, dude.

Our cyclones go the oppostite way though, yes.

[bigwillq]

46. Guess I am wrong.

I thought they flushed in the opposite direction in other parts of the world.
Guess it's just an urban legend.
:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

52. Yes. Do you know where urban legends come from?

[bigwillq]

55. Don't know where the first one originated.

I'm guessing it's just a story that someone started and it kept getting passed on from person to person and each person added a bit to the story and so on and so on until the legend was formed.

[Random_Australian]

60. No, Aussies make them all up on our travels. It's a national pastime.

kidding.

Though we do do a few, like that Merry Christmas, it's the 25th of April one I did last my night.

But yes, American tourists here get told all sorts of things, and I suspect that doesn't just happen in Aus.

[bigwillq]

64. No I'm sure it happens all over.

I missed that XMas one last night. Don't know what that was all about. :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

65. I just said "Wow Merry Christmas it's April 25 again, heard that

Americans and others celebrate it at a different time,but Merry Christmas anyway"

[bigwillq]

66. Oh ok.

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

69. DROP BEARS! RUN!

In other words, I gotta go.

[bigwillq]

76. What?

Don't go! :(

[Random_Australian]

79. Bye! DROP BEARS AGH MAULING ME!

[Gormy Cuss]

33. Okay. Come by and pick it up anytime.

What?
Do you think I should travel halfway across the country to give it you??

:P

[ZombieNixon]

39. Yes.

:P

[Ariana Celeste]

34. Jeez I'm still working on 3000

:cry:

[bigwillq]

35. Slacker!

:P

[Ariana Celeste]

56. I know

I just can't get over it! :P

[Random_Australian]

37. Same! I'll be there soon though. Joined at the end of this January.

How about you?

[Ariana Celeste]

53. I've been here since right before the election

.... I am a slacker, jeez.