Chicks dig me.....

[Gabi Hayes]

cause I usually don't wear underwear....

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/specials/bachelorfiles/pagina_6_2.html

[Keseys Ghost]

1. HO HO!

Funny.

[brainshrub]

2. Has Katherine Harris been hitting on you again?

Cause if she has that doesn't count.

[CatWoman]

3. ah

one of the "little brown ones" :eyes:

[Gabi Hayes]

6. what're YOU doing over here?

have you no shame?

[bmbmd]

4. And when I do, it's usually something

unusual.

[Gabi Hayes]

8. You just made the list, buddy.

Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you h**** touch me, and I'll kill you.

[bmbmd]

10. Lighten up

Frances.

[no name no slogan]

12. Y'know, one of these men may save your life one day

But then again, maybe one of us won't :P

[bmbmd]

13. I think we should all give a big round of applause

to our newest and bestest big toe.

[BlueJazz]

5. Did you see the one on BlueJazz ??

Where to find him: Hanging out at the newest Soup Kitchen.

Ex-girlfriends: "He's Weird"

Financial status: Worth over ONE MILLION (Really)....Ok...That's in cents.

[waiting for hope]

7. Frankly I find that somewhat

sad.....if he was a serious person with noble ideas he wouldn't feel the need to beefcake himself up like that..guess it just goes to show how the Bush family will stop at nothing for fame and fortune, no matter what the cost...

[kevinam]

9. oh...

So that is what I have been doing wrong. Thanks for the advice.

Kevin.

[no name no slogan]

11. And if I do, it's usually something pretty outrageous

I used to have that film memorized when I was in 8th grade. It was one of the few VHS tapes we actually owned.

"Hey, stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?"

[TheBaldyMan]

14. It's the Pricky Martin of the Republican Party n/t