why don't chicks dig me?

[leftofthedial]

I'll check in later, after I get back from the local.

That is, if I'm not with some chick who digs me.

[derby378]

1. Maybe you should post a picture?

That might help. There's single female progressives on DU.

[leftofthedial]

7. but I already did

here.



and here


(not really me, I confess)

[amitten]

2. Chicks always dig hot guys. Guys always dig hot chicks. If

chicks don't dig you, just work on becoming hotter. :P

[leftofthedial]

6. If I was any hotter

I'd have to wear asbestos boxers.

I'd have to keep a fire extinguisher in my trousers.

I'd have to hand out shades and sunscreen to everyone within 150 yards.


Okay. you're right. I need to work on becoming hotter . . .

[no name no slogan]

3. Give them a shovel, that would help

[Ava]

4. i was thinking the same thing.

[Ava]

5. he needs to date a bitch

by bitch i mean a female dog of course. they are excellent diggers!



:P

[Random_Australian]

8. Ava! That is highly illegal! :shocked, shocked I tell ya: