Bad girls of the Lounge. Get my thread locked.

[FuzzySlippers]

C'mon. I know you can do it.:evilgrin:

[merh]

1. It was Xema

she was the culprit.

My guys were just doing, hmmmm, fund raising, yeah that was it fund raising. :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Uh-huh. But she showed only one pair of buttocks

whereas you showed how many pair?

I love the word "buttocks".

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

7. Here's some buttock trivia: We get the word from the Old English

word for a type of hill, an isolated ridge IIRC.

[FuzzySlippers]

10. "buttock trivia"

:spray:

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

87. Damn, wrong part to post to.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. with a dark crevice running down the middle

or so I've read

[Random_Australian]

13. ? Really? I didn't think so butt that feature is common in such hills.

Check it out, Beavis, he said 'butt' (that feature is common in such hills)

[XemaSab]

15. There's also butt rot

:D

[merh]

14. But her buttock was a professional buttock

and my buttocks were just helpful young lads, frat boys trying to raise a few dollars.


:shrug:

[XemaSab]

18. My buttock was the buttock to end all buttocks

It was CHISELED. :9

[merh]

29. It was a superb buttock!

:applause: Well defined, worthy of praise and the image so real one just wants to pinch those chiseled cheeks!

[RevCheesehead]

37. pronounced like Forrest Gump.

"I was shot in the But-tocks."

[FuzzySlippers]

39. Where is Forrest anyway?

[RevCheesehead]

40. Greenbow, AlaBAMA!

[XemaSab]

5. Ya THINK????

[merh]

20. ;)

:thumbsup:

And I want you to know, I saved that image!

One never knows when an image of a fisherman will be needed :freak:


:hug:

[Name removed]

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[Random_Australian]

4. ???????

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????


"?"

[DesEtoiles]

16. Are you really from Australia?

I am a huge David Wenham fan. What's he doing now? I know they just finished filming on 300.

[Random_Australian]

25. I am from Aust, but I neither know nor care about anyone in the film

industry.
David Wenham included, sorry.
But yes, I am an Aussie. How did you guess? My accent? ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Damn. I missed this.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

81. Nothing worse, eh

The curiosity drives you mad....."WHAT DID IT SAY????" :crazy:

[wildhorses]

8. can you help me out?

I have this sewing project...
would you help me thread my needle?

[Random_Australian]

9. As if THAT is lockable double entendre.Let's start a double entendre comp!

What's up, dude?

[wildhorses]

wanna pet my kitty?

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

23. That wasn't very forthcoming..... know what I mean?

[wildhorses]

26. slow down...say that is your

fourth coming:wow:

[Random_Australian]

28. Wow! These entendres are coming thick and fast now! .....know what I mean?

;) ;) ;) :):):)

[wildhorses]

42. slow down....wait for me...

:evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

44. No! In this competition I am determined to come first!

Know what I mean?

[wildhorses]

46. nothing wrong with sloppy seconds

now is there?

[Wapsie B]

49. or thirds for that matter

[wildhorses]

56. all aboard...

the train...

[Random_Australian]

59. Making up all these can be hard on a guy, know what I mean? So

keep them coming! ;) Know what I mean?

[wildhorses]

63. I'm a sucker for a softie

;)

[Random_Australian]

70. Must be hard to find, but don't worry, I'm on the job! (Know what I mean?)

[wildhorses]

71. a little to the left....

that's the way we like it here at DU;)

[Random_Australian]

72. I thought you prefered upstanding men, know what I mean?

[wildhorses]

73. attention...

:patriot:

[Random_Australian]

74. You were alway one to take the easy ride off smilies hard work.

Very hard work, if you know what I mean......;)

[wildhorses]

75. HEY!!! I may be easy but I ain't cheap

know what I mean?

[Random_Australian]

76. I can't believe this isn't locked. When will the mods come?

Know what I mean?

[wildhorses]

77. they are taking their own sweet time...

and it is heaven...
I love it when they take their time
S_L_O_W and easy



that's the way...



where's my handcuffs when I need them?

[Random_Australian]

78. You think this is crude you should have seen the stuff that followed

after that explicit pic! All gone now.

[wildhorses]

79. pictures will do it every time...

...to divinely torture with words....well, that is an art but, if you really want me to get this thread locked...:blush:

[Random_Australian]

82. Why not? Go ahead, lock it woth words if you dare!

[wildhorses]

83. damn you KNOW what happened last weekend

on a dare...





I posted in GD





do you know how RARE it is for me to post in GD?

[Random_Australian]

84. Could be worse. Xemsab had to post the brazillion joke in GD.

[Wapsie B]

64. That's a very accurate ANALysis

Mr. RA!

[FuzzySlippers]

12. I'm glad RA caught it. That's far too subtle for me.

:dunce:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Can I needle the thread instead?

:7

[wildhorses]

57. the more the merrier

an orgy of quilting...

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Help, I need some MEDICAL ADVICE.

Also some LEGAL ADVICE.

Oh, and I've experienced several BODILY FUNCTIONS today which I should like to describe to you in excruciating detail.

One of which involved SEX.



:7

[FuzzySlippers]

24. Are you perchance also suicidal? That would be helpful.

:7

[Dangerously Amused]

52. Oh right! Thanks for reminding me. Suicidal. And terribly much so, too.

See how sad I am?!?


:cry:


And those are real cartoon tears squirting out of my big yella hed, too!

[Wapsie B]

19. .....................

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

22. Waaah!

Somebody locked my thread!! :cry:

[XemaSab]

30. It wsa BigMcLargeHuge

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

38. That's a badge of honor.

I'll wear it proudly!! :patriot:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Perhaps it was Incontinentia

Incontinentia Buttocks.

[RevCheesehead]

34. It could have been....

"...Thamthun the Thaduthee Thwangler."

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Or Woger

Or Wodewick.

(He's a wobber.)

[FuzzySlippers]

32. Who would do a mean thing like that

to a respected member of the clergy who only has the purest of thoughts and does the most innocent of deeds?:-(

[RevCheesehead]

35. Exactly!

I thought of it like a PSA for the naughty women of the Lounge. O8)

[AirmensMom]

33. But did ya see how he did it?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

36. I sure did....

That's why I added the post to My Journal. :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

98. Join the club..... nt.

[RevCheesehead]

104. ROFLMAO!!

:rofl:



Rowrrrrrrrrr!!! :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

109. Hey there! Long time, no Rrowwwrrr!

Feeling better?:hug:



Rrowwwrrr!

[uppityperson]

27. you people are too much, too funny!

thank you

[RevCheesehead]

41. Oh, the irony.

My first post, tonight, was "Where are all the Locked Threads?"

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Oh, I'll get it locked...

[Wapsie B]

47. ................

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Bwahahaha!!!

:rofl:




Who IS that?

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Matcom.

Can't forget DS1






Now where is that one of GOPIsEvil.....

[RevCheesehead]

51. You know, that one is just like I pictured him.

Except for the woman.

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Oh, oh! And here is dear GOPIsEvil...

[RevCheesehead]

54. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

OMG, he looks like Howard Stern's ugly brother!!!

[AirmensMom]

61. Eeeeeek!

Throw him a towel or something! :rofl:

[AirmensMom]

58. I think he pulled that thong up too high.

Ain't those straps s'posed to go around yer hips? :rofl:

[AirmensMom]

60. OMG, Revolutionary_Acts04!

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

66. I'm sorry - this just SO wrong on SO many levels.......

I mean - that hat does NOT go with the stockings, and those pumps should NOT be worn in rural areas - they can poke out the eyes of the voles underground.......

:o

[Iniquitous Bunny]

55. I'm not bad.

I'm just drawn that way.



Not to mention the added Mac vs. PC flamebait. :7

(Ok, that's about as bad as I'm going to get.)

[Random_Australian]

62. Call that bad? Look at the double entendrefest! Oh bloody hell, and

Rev_Acts!
:rofl: WTF PHOTOSHOPS!

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. Hey, at least I didn't make those photoshops.

Those boys did those all by themselves. :P

[liontamer]

110. is that a real mac ad?

If so why would they make her crotch visible?

[AirmensMom]

67. We're not doing to well.

merh, we need to get our car washed again! :bounce:

[Extend a Hand]

68. 9-11

was an inside job by our own government. They are a bunch of pedophiles that did at least some of this treasonous planning with foreign spy's at the Bohemian Grove secret occult meetings.


That usually does it ;)

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[Robeson]

80. I haven't seen many of the "bad girls" in the Lounge tonight....

....damn, I miss them....:-(

[NMMNG]

85. My ears are burning

My boobs are bouncing

My skirt is flying up

And all sorts of wild things are afoot

[RevCheesehead]

86. You know - KitchenWitch tried this a few weeks back.

It got well over 200 responses before someone put it out of it's misery. This could go on forever! :bounce::bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

88. Will this help?

[merh]

89. what about this one?

[In_The_Wind]

90. Is it okay if I tease a little bit first?

[merh]

91. Hey Joani

Don't those cuffs irritate your ankles. x(


:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

92. Hey merh!

Only if I move around a lot

[merh]

94. Hmmm, isn't moving around

a good thing? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

96. It can become very difficult

if the other end of the tether is attached to something unmovable
Sometimes too good can be too much.























Oh by the way ~ this conversation can become IBTL very quickly.
Especially if I add pictures to support my statements.
There is this one picture of a trampoline. :evilgrin:

[merh]

99. the link to your picture doesn't work

Not that I was interested or cared or anything like that.

[In_The_Wind]

100. IBTL:

That wasn't a link.














The picture has been in my album since a PM discussion early in March of this year:

[merh]

101. that does not look comfortable

x(

[In_The_Wind]

102. I don't imagine that it would be.

I'm not interested in finding out if I'm right about that. No Pain ! ! !

[merh]

103. Agree, and I am so into participation

That's half the fun ;)

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

107. Most of the time I agree with that!

But sometimes I don't want to do anything at all but smile!

[billyskank]

93. Man you guys suck at getting a thread locked

:P

:hi:

[merh]

95. What would you suggest, Mr. Smarty Pants?

x(


:hi:

[riona]

97. Would an orgy with your avatar do it?

[FuzzySlippers]

105. That is just so wrong!

x(

[merh]

106. Did they eat the pancake?

:wow:

:freak:

[FuzzySlippers]

108. I dunno, but I hate seeing my innocent bunny wabbit

getting gang-banged.x(