A Priest, a Rabii, and Jerry Fallwell walk into a bar. They

[Road Scholar]

are accompanied by a blond, a redhead and a brunette, each with a duck under
each arm.
The bartender asks, "What th' fuck is this, some kind of joke???":wtf: :rofl:

Good morning!
Sunrise from my back porch.

[Random_Australian]

1. Then Falwell learns that the bartender is an

ex-bhuddist atheist transexual and gay black democrat from San Francisco.
And explodes, to riotous, and for once, well earned applause.

The bartender then pours everyone drinks, except the ducks who wander off to the pond.

THE END.

(Make your own version)

[Road Scholar]

3. LOL, Good one!

[Random_Australian]

5. Thanks. I must say, perfect intro and bieng very tired is an interesting

mix. heh heh heh.

Personally, I find the mental image of Falwell going red and black in anger hilarious. I am very tired.

[AirmensMom]

2. That's a cool pic!

:applause:

OK, the joke was cute, too. :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

4. ah yes, but did you also enjoy my twist? Can you tell I am really

really Lightly sautéed Babylonian cuneiform for aardvark tired?

[AirmensMom]

6. Well, actually, this one's my favorite.

Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"

Descartes answers, "I think not."

And, *poof*, he disappears!

:rofl:

[Road Scholar]

7. LOL Another good one!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I think I'd like to live on your back porch...

Beautiful pics! :D

[Road Scholar]

10. Thank you. It's my weekend getaway.

Sometimes I get up and wait for the sunrise and enjoy my coffee.This is one of the Winston Salem sky line 53 miles away. I had to zoom it a little so you could see it.

[Random_Australian]

8. Laughing out loud, man! That was cool.

How about this for a very tired person making up a joke on the spot:

Falwell is walking past a bar when he espies a guy with a really stupid monkey inside. He can tell it is mentally deficient, and bieng cared for by some kind person who knows that this does not lessen in any way the value as a monkey of the chimp, and sees the opportunity for some science bashing.
He runs in and says: "those godless evolutionists think that we evolved from monkeys! Evolutionists are ruining America!"
and the monkey says: "The ACLU too!"

;)

I'm tired. Perhaps I should stick to aardvark Eat a whole thesaurus sleep.