I have nothing legitimate to say

[GirlinContempt]

but I still crave all of your attention. Ask me anything!

[Random_Australian]

1. How many Psychology Textbooks does it take to change a light

bulb?

[GirlinContempt]

2. Three

One to change it, one to contradict it, and the other to analyze the second for antisocial behaviour

[Random_Australian]

4. I you were told that the world was to end in 6,000,000,000 years,

how many deep fried aardvark would you not eat if you had to write the number in Babylonian cuneiform on Wednesdays?

[GirlinContempt]

6. 9

[Random_Australian]

7. On who's show may you find The Ministry Of Silly Walks?

(There is a real answer to this one)

[GirlinContempt]

10. Monty Pythons Flying Circus

[ghostsofgiants]

16. I used to have every episode of that.

I miss it. :(

[Random_Australian]

19. Cool. Anyway, if you were to take a small

female off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden who barely spoke english and who new her way moderately well and gave her the incorrect directions in Dutch, would she be a coffee-drinker?

[GirlinContempt]

21. Yes, but only dark roast

[Random_Australian]

23. And why would that be?

[GirlinContempt]

30. Cause it's better?

[Random_Australian]

44. Ah yes, but was my defense of you (downthread)

as an attention serial monogamist valid?

[GirlinContempt]

47. Mmmmm no

[Random_Australian]

24. dupe

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Illegitimate things are fun too. I'm all ears. -nt

[GirlinContempt]

5. THAT IS NOT A QUESTION

:P

[Major Hogwash]

8. Does this mean that this thread that you started is illegitimate?

And if so, how many posts do I have to make before I can start illegitimate threads?

And, do I have to pay support for those illegitimate threads that I start, even if I don't claim them?

Crap, I'm going to be up all night now.

[GirlinContempt]

11. "Does this mean that this thread that you started is illegitimate?"

In the eyes of the law, yes.

"And if so, how many posts do I have to make before I can start illegitimate threads?"
278

"And, do I have to pay support for those illegitimate threads that I start, even if I don't claim them?"
Yes.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Why do I have a cramp in my side?

[GirlinContempt]

13. Because you're straightedge

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Must be it.

[name not needed]

26. It would also explain why you go to shows

to beat the shit out of smokers.

[ghostsofgiants]

27. And why I take myself far too seriously.

[name not needed]

36. And you've still got to kick my ass for breaking edge.

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Oh yeah, forgot about that...

Though it only lasted, what, 10-15 minutes?

[name not needed]

43. Actually, I lasted a couple of days.

But I was high when I got the idea.

[Ava]

12. why do you crave our attention?

:shrug:

:P

[GirlinContempt]

15. Thats one question I just can't answer.

[Ava]

17. ok then, what did you do today? n/t

[GirlinContempt]

18. Played video games, talked on the phone, coded, ate some food

[Ava]

20. what is your favorite color? n/t

[GirlinContempt]

22. Green

[Ava]

33. what's your favorite food? n/t

[GirlinContempt]

35. I don't have one

[Ava]

37. how old are you? n/t

[GirlinContempt]

48. mid-20s

[bigwillq]

25. Why are you an attention whore?

:shrug:



:P


:)


:hi:

[Random_Australian]

28. She's just an attention serial monogamist.

;)

[bigwillq]

29. .....

:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

31. Because you made me this way

[bigwillq]

32. So it's all my fault.

:shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

34. Yes

:cry:

[bigwillq]

40. Awww... don't cry.

And it's not my fault.

:hi:

[jane_pippin]

38. What makes you think we do?

Have something legit to say, that is. :D

Hi, GIC. How's your night going?

[GirlinContempt]

49. Maybe I don't

;)

My nights goin ok, yours?

[bridgit]

41. so...you're illegitimate?

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

50. Just the things I have to say

[derby378]

42. Velociraptors, triceratops, or stegosaurs?

What's your preference?

[GirlinContempt]

51. stegosaurus

[asthmaticeog]

45. Has a TV commercial ever made you weep?

[GirlinContempt]

52. Yes

[swag]

46. Capital, it fails us now

Comrades, let us seize the time.

(One day old and I'm livin' on credit.)

[GirlinContempt]

53. love love love

but that isn't a question.

To the gulags with you.

[leeroysphitz]

54. Define legitimate in the DU Lounge.

Or provide a synonym,,, yOU KNOW, something "engishy"...

[GirlinContempt]

56. Legitimate:

Threads pertaining to cats, kittens, otherwise small and possibly cute and or adorable creatures, bad jokes, 'clever' sex threads, polls about movies no one cares about, polls about bands no one SHOULD care about, OMG LOOK HOW CUTE I AM pic threads, threads with nothing but smilies, requests for medical advice, 'witty' puns and plays on words mocking celebrity x/y/z.

[Left Is Write]

55. I don't either, but I thought I'd post anyway.

[GirlinContempt]

57. Good call

:D

[WildEyedLiberal]

58. Why am I not motivated to write my term paper?

:(

[GirlinContempt]

59. Because you're probably an arts student?

:hide:

[WildEyedLiberal]

60. Ha!

History major, does that count? :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

61. Close enough

;)